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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Let's write a screenplay.
Okay, I'll start it.
KMC FORUMS: THE MOVIE
INT. NEWS ROOM - DAY
It is a hot day in the newsroom for Tired Hiker. He is pretending to be checking today's news rundown, but instead, he is really checking out the latest threads on KMC Forums. Suddenly his boss sneaks up behind him and says
BOSS
What the hell are you doing? You're
not working!
TIRED HIKER
Shit, you caught me. What will be my
punishment, Sir?
Okay, now you continue it . . .
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:03 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
 Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Boss: You know our policy about language.Keep the profanity down ok?
Most people here are not working when they're supossed to be either, so i'll cut ya some slack.
Tired Hiker: Wow really? Thanks...you really had me scared.
Boss: No problem, not for our best reporter that is.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:23 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
 Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
Tired hiker: Stop...your making me blush!
Boss: I like it when you blush.
Tired hiker:Thank you sir.......I think.
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:26 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Boss: Oh yea, and what I came to tell you is that you have some mail in your mail slot.
Tired Hiker: Thanks again. I'll go check it.
*Tired Hiker leaves his cubical when two very large men come to see the boss*
Boss:Terminate his computer.He knows too much. It seems as if someone named "Stovenutts" has been telling him about our secret. I have no idea how he knows but its a problem. When Mr.Hiker comes back show him to "The office"
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:33 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Suddenly the Boss winks at Tired Hiker and leads him into his privat office.
TIRED HIKER
So, why are we in here?
BOSS
Because I wanted to tell you something that I've
been wanting to tell you for a long time.
TIRED HIKER
(gulp) What would that be, Sir?
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:34 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
*The boss's men come in and stand on both sides of tired hiker*
Boss:You're an obstical in our path to our main goal.
*Boss winks again and his men grab Tired Hiker and begin to punch him*
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:40 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
*Suddenly, a man comes in.*
Man top that.What do you think you're doing?
Boss: just protecting The Family.
Man: Well then enough with the beating just get rid of the guy.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:43 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
*knock at the door*
boss: come in!
*a young lady steps in*
boss: what the hell do you want?
bellabutterfly: Dad can I have my car keys back!
*boss throws keys at bella*
boss:now get the hell outta here, I am in an important meeting with Mr.Hiker.
*young lady leaves*
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:43 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Man: is that your daughter?
Boss:Yes(smiles) Looks just like her mother.Perfect.
Man: Enough with the Memories, take the guy out.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:47 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Boss: ok.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
Last edited by Stovenutts on Jul 2nd, 2003 at 02:54 AM
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:51 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
tired hiker: Please, can someone tell me what is goin on here!
*boss puts a hand on tired hiker's cheek and grins*
boss: it's too bad that pretty little face of yours is going to be all scratched up.
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:51 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
Boss:What in the hell?!
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:52 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
*Boss is about to tie a rope around Hiker's neck, but Stovenutts comes in guns blazing.*
Stovenutts: come on you've been noticed by The Father.
*Both run out of the building and jump into a car that is waiting for them*
Stovenutts: Take us to the house.
BellaButterfly:OK.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
Last edited by Stovenutts on Jul 2nd, 2003 at 02:58 AM
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:55 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
*bella looks at stove*
bella: what the hell is going on here, and where did you get those damn guns!
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 02:58 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Tired Hiker: what is this all about?
Stovenutts: This entire city is being run by The Family.
Tired hiker:The Family?
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:00 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Stovenutts:Yes, they ahve been running it scince its foundation. They are always watching.You can never escape thier eyes. You are working wher you are working because they chose it for you. But, they did not intend that we were going to meet.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:03 AM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
Stovenutts: Dont act stupid bella, you know why we are here.(looks at Hiker)We are here to fight back and liberate this city.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:05 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
bella: Ok I cannot believe what I am doing, I am rebelling against my dad, by the way hiker he is part of the "family" which I totally hate, though I am not sure what is really going on? all i know is I am going to take you both to the house!
tired hiker: Now I am really confused!
stovenutts: look at me Mr.hiker
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:06 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Suddenly Tired Hiker passes out from all the excitement and
Stovenutts looks at Bellabutterfly.
STOVENUTTS
Hey, since he's out cold, why don't you and I get
to know eachother a little bit?
BELLABUTTERFLY
Okay.
Bellabutterfly reaches into her purse and pulls out a . . .
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:07 AM |
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CaPtaInCLaUdiA
brunette and tanned <3
Gender: Female
Location: santa monica, california. |
...compact mirror and lipstick
Bella: maybe next time oh by the way i'll stop acting "stupid" right now!
Stovenutts: thank you!
Bella: Adventure, here we come
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she's miss california <3
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Jul 2nd, 2003 03:11 AM |
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