Benjamin Martin (The Patriot) versus William Wallace (Braveheart)
William Wallace, armed with a sword and a battle axe, versus Benjamin Martin, armed with his twin tomahwaks and an empty rifle with a bayonet attached.
Both are on horseback, facing each other 100 yards away. Both believe that the other had something to do with the deaths of their respected loved ones.
The battle takes place in an open field in broad daylight.
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Hmm......Up close, like toe to toe, I would think Martin has the advantage with the tomahawks.
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The South Park version of Mel Gibson comes running across the arena screaming, "K'plagh! K'plagh!"
While Martin and Wallace are distracted, Martin Riggs lambastes them with a bazooka.
Riggs FTW
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Just saying that Martin was no slouch, and that when they are right there in each others faces, the tomahawks would seem the more ideal weapon.
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Martin was no slouch, but Wallace did use a variation of an axe/sickle weapon along with his broadsword, so he also had a tomahawk type weapon.
The tomahawks would be more ideal yes, but I see Wallace having the edge because the only means of combat for him was melee, so he would be more skilled.
One has to remember that Martin has training, and that Wallace was fighting on pure rage.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Was there a scene where Wallace obtained military oriented training? I forget.
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Do I look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
Who do you think has the advantage when it comes to who fights with more rage?
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