at the end of Evil Dead2 when Ash gets locked in the portal, instead of winding up back in time, Ash goes to the post apocolyptic future of Mad Max. landing in the middle of no where, Ash finds himself confronted by Max who thinks Ash is yet another punk.
armed with his chainsaw and shotgun, Ash exchanges fire with Max and the battle is on. Max carries his shotgun and handgun (and knife). fight takes place in run down factory.
Well if its 'Mediocre-not-very-mad-Max' from MM3, then he is dead meat in a swift Ash win....
Can the factory be the Marvin Acme's gag factory from "Who framed Roger Rabbit...?"
(The battle might be more entertaining watching them kill each other with mallets that shoot sprung loaded boxing gloves and shit, than the usual "Robocop drug factory/Cyberdyne factory/Freddy's Basement" kind of insidious generic gloom..)
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Dec 31st, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Max doesnt have a handgun in the movies. And Max's shotgun is too unreliable, it misifres sometimes. Ash pwns.
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For one, at this point Ash has only been a badass for several hours. Ash has only been fighting for a short period of time where as Max has been fighting for almost his entire life. Although Ash is a certified badass he gets lucky. Max is constantly attacking danger. He took out an entire convoy of heavily armed vehicles.
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Firstly, no handgun for Max, he doesnt have one in the movies.
Secondly, Ash's shotgun has far more range.
Thirdly, if it comes to close quarters combat, dude, Ash has a CHAINSAW.
What has Max really done with his shotgun, besides shoot a handful of losers in the Road Warrior?
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Just because Max doesn't have a handgun in the movie's shouldn't suggest that he doesn't know how to use them. He was a cop, you know. Max has just displayed more impressive feats to me than what ash did by the end of Evil Dead 2. Didn't Max fight someone with a chainsaw in Thunderdome?
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Forum rules dictate that we can only arm them with what they use in the movies. Yes, Max had a chainsaw in thunderdome, but the thread starter didnt specify if it is Mad Max 2 or 3.
BTW: Max was shit with the chainsaw. All he did was chop some elactic rope thingies, then the chainsaw DIED.
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well, standard equipment for Max. i forgot about the handgun but as someone pointed out...if he can use a shotgun i think he can use a handgun.
as for close quarter fight with chainsaw-Ash, well, Max has fought lot of worse things in his time. remember the huge dude he fought in thunderdome? Ash, despite how badass he is, is simply a college kid running on adernaline. while Max is berserker with lots of guns, experience and a whole lotta madness to share.
Max got lucky as hell in thunderdome, he beat dude with a damn whistle.
Look at Ash's actions in Army of Darkness, he took on a whole army of undead.
Max has lots of guns? How do you figure that? He has ONE gun, his shotgun.
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Indeed, and he is using those same cartridges, isnt he?
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Fine, but again, what did we really see him do with the shotgun.
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aww come on, it's a handgun. It's not like he is giving him a rocket launcher. I mean, i know that if max had a handgun, Ash wouldn't have a chance what so ever but still.
I agree, Max did kind of get lucky in Thunderdome but he still outwitted his opponent and if we are going by the rules we cannot introduce Ashs; feats from Army of Darkness because it hasn't happened yet. This is apart of why i chose Max over Ash. At this point Ash is still nothing but a guy who went crazy and chopped his hand off. Max on the other hand has been fighting, hunting and killing hordes of bloodthirsty enemies for years. That is what Max does, that is what his life is dedicated to. As for Ashs' chainsaw i really dont know how much that will actually benefit him. It may actually put him at a disadvantage. Other than slowing him down Max will know exactly what Ashs' tactics are...,slash with the chainsaw. Considering that Max is very intelligent and has spent his life fighting im sure he could exploit that as a weakness.
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Max outwitted a buffoon with the mind of a child Not a feat by any means.
Why cant we judge Ash's feats in Army of Darkness? thread starter never specified that. If we are gonna be literal, then we can only use Mad Max from the first Mad Max movie, because he said "Mad Max." he didnt say "The Road Warrior" or "Thunderdome."
No handgun, dude, Impediment is very strict in enforcing forum rules here. His rules, not mine.
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He said at the end of Evil dead 2, thus Ash never went to medieval times. Mad Max is just an easier way of identifying Max at least that is how i took it but maybe he did mean the first Mad max movie. Where the hell are you sado? we need some clarifyin
Max took out and entire convoy in minutes by going from vehicle to vehicle and destroyed an encampment of crazed cannibalistic punks with nothing more than a shotgun and his wits. Whether or not these big brutes are mensa members they have spent their lives making a living by killing and pillaging. I think it would be safe to compare most of Ashs' enemies to Maxs' enemies as far as intelligence goes. Ashs' enemies have supernatural powers but Max fights dozens at a time and has been doing it almost his entire life. One is a battle hardened harden warrior and the other is an S mart employee with a crude understanding of physics and a basic awareness in chemistry.
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We need dude to specify thread conditions before we proceed.
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all feats from all three movies count.
as for "what other guns" i suggest you people watch Mad Max 3 again. he had like 10 things on him when asked to take out all his weapons, ranging from guns to knives to more guns