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Phil Connors Vs Riggs and Murtaugh
Punxutawney, Feb 2 1993.
On his way over to do his weather report, Phil, having been gone a bit twitchy in the loop encounters Martin Riggs and his chosen life partner
and he finds Riggs insistance of finding the whole festival sickeningly happy and decides to shoot Rigg's latest wife, to cheer himself up, but needless to say, Riggs is not amused..
What does Riggs do about it...?
Phil "One punch knock out" Connors in a fight to the death with Lethal Weapon's Martin Riggs and his other chosen life partner, who despite being too old for this festival shit, is always up for a scrap when his Buddy is involved...
All ranges considered.
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Feb 14th, 2009 01:07 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Indeed.
And added to the way he takes down Ned Ryerson (Complete with full back to the future style head/body impact spin), thats a fightin' disposition boiling away there.
The biggest question of course will be "Will Riggs see a shadow"...? 
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Feb 14th, 2009 02:00 PM |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk.........
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Feb 14th, 2009 02:53 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Well....? What sayeth you, elongator of words...?
Can the used-to-be-dynamic duo beat Connors...?
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Feb 14th, 2009 04:24 PM |
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm 
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Feb 14th, 2009 08:34 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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"English, motherf***er...! Do... you... speak... it....?!
Say 'what' one more time, I dare you... I double dare you motherfu**er"
-Jules Vincent
Seriously though..
So what can/do they do....?
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:10 PM |
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Well, for starters, Riggs would beat him to death with his own microphone.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:15 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Assuming Phil doesnt lamp him spark out on the way in.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:17 PM |
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Lampin? Stone cold Lampin? With flava?
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:18 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Knuckle sandwich flavour.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:19 PM |
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Riggs wouldnt need Murtaugh, mind you.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:21 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Why, what would Riggs do...?
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:29 PM |
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Beat him to a bloody pulp and do Andie McDowell like a jungle animal. Shower, rinse, repeat.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:30 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Ahhhh.... But Phil would know it was coming from when he did it yesterday.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:31 PM |
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Well maybe McClane could coach Riggs, keep him one step ahead 
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:32 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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He wouldnt be aware of there being a timeloop, so there would be no training for it. Its just relying on his Forces and cop training.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:39 PM |
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OK. He shoots him and calls it a day, every time.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:40 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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But Phil will have planned around it.
Hell, some days he might even take them out with a snipers rifle just for the hell of it.
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Feb 14th, 2009 11:52 PM |
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A newscaster suddenly becomes a qualified sniper, more at 11?
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