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Sadako of Girth
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Kevin from Home Alone Vs Predator

Its the summer of 2009.

Kevin McCallister is left by his highly negligent family by accident again as they vacation for the summer.

Its a hot summer and its hot enough for Predator to be drawn to the heat and the conflict.

On the way, as he nears our planet, he sees the TV transmissions showing news footage Kevin's exploits against burglars and recognises him and a wily and fair opponent. Realising how long that transmission would have been travelling to get to him at that distance from Earth, he calculates Kevin to be of fair age to hunt as an adult warrior.

So in the McCallister house, and with Kevin's full usage of any appliances/traps/ambushes, Who wins, how long will it last, what methods of defense/offense will McCallister employ to stay alive...?

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Apr 15th, 2009 12:59 PM

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Re: Kevin from Home Alone Vs Predator

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its the summer of 2009.

Kevin McCallister is left by his highly negligent family by accident again as they vacation for the summer.

Its a hot summer and its hot enough for Predator to be drawn to the heat and the conflict.

On the way, as he nears our planet, he sees the TV transmissions showing news footage Kevin's exploits against burglars and recognises him and a wily and fair opponent. Realising how long that transmission would have been travelling to get to him at that distance from Earth, he calculates Kevin to be of fair age to hunt as an adult warrior.

So in the McCallister house, and with Kevin's full usage of any appliances/traps/ambushes, Who wins, how long will it last, what methods of defense/offense will McCallister employ to stay alive...?

Kevin will pwn this Predator

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Apr 15th, 2009 01:31 PM

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oh my god. This is so ridiculamalous

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Re: Kevin from Home Alone Vs Predator

Here's what Kevin does, being the crafty little bastard.

1) Turns up the heat in the house, all the way up. Thereby making himself invisible to the Predator.

2) Runs water all over the floors

3) Cuts the electrical cord to the lamp that is activated by The Clapper (who know the one, Clap on, Clap off, the Clapper!")

4) Hides and waits, in the sofa. Like a ninja.

5) Waits for the Predator to enter the house, step in the puddle and sends 120volt of death through his body with a simple 'clap'

6) Skins the Predator and prepares it's skull as a trophy.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its the summer of 2009.

Kevin McCallister is left by his highly negligent family by accident again as they vacation for the summer.

Its a hot summer and its hot enough for Predator to be drawn to the heat and the conflict.

On the way, as he nears our planet, he sees the TV transmissions showing news footage Kevin's exploits against burglars and recognises him and a wily and fair opponent. Realising how long that transmission would have been travelling to get to him at that distance from Earth, he calculates Kevin to be of fair age to hunt as an adult warrior.

So in the McCallister house, and with Kevin's full usage of any appliances/traps/ambushes, Who wins, how long will it last, what methods of defense/offense will McCallister employ to stay alive...?

but Kevin will prolly win though

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Kevin turns on the stove to let the gas fill the whole house

Grabs his Male blow up doll and puts him in the shower to set his trap.

After setting up the blow up doll, he'll set the a radio near by (like on the movies) to make it look like hes singing

Kevin goes into his treehouse and waits

Pred enters the house and goes for the bathroom where he hears the shower going off.

Pred enters the bathroom which sets off the "Trap" that makes the doll turn and yell at pred.

Pred being startled, shoots the doll with his plasma cannon thingy.

house explodes, kevin wins

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Kevin tricks dumb house burglars.

Predator is a superhuman advanced space alien that lives to hunt.

And how will Kevin know how to make himself invisible to the Predator? He does not know it sees heat. And fun fact, Predators have different ways to see other than just thermal vision.

A blow up doll won't fool Pred, considering it does not emanate the heat of a living thing.

Predator walks in the house and blows Kevin to pieces with its plasma gun, decapitates him with his claws, or impales him with his spear.

I am not amused.

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srsbsns

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Apr 15th, 2009 10:08 PM

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What the heck is this? Sadako I know you want Kevin dead because there's no way you're friggin serious about this match and if you are, lol.

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Originally posted by Lu�h
srsbsns

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Apr 15th, 2009 10:08 PM

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Serious business indeed.

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Apr 15th, 2009 10:15 PM

Lu�h
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Pred doesn't have child killing feats. Kevin wins

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Apr 15th, 2009 10:21 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Kevin tricks dumb house burglars.

Predator is a superhuman advanced space alien that lives to hunt.

And how will Kevin know how to make himself invisible to the Predator? He does not know it sees heat. And fun fact, Predators have different ways to see other than just thermal vision.

A blow up doll won't fool Pred, considering it does not emanate the heat of a living thing.

Predator walks in the house and blows Kevin to pieces with its plasma gun, decapitates him with his claws, or impales him with his spear.

I am not amused.

Then do explain the nonsense that was Predator 2?

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Apr 15th, 2009 10:40 PM

Sadako of Girth
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Re: Re: Kevin from Home Alone Vs Predator

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Originally posted by Robtard
Here's what Kevin does, being the crafty little bastard.

1) Turns up the heat in the house, all the way up. Thereby making himself invisible to the Predator.

2) Runs water all over the floors

3) Cuts the electrical cord to the lamp that is activated by The Clapper (who know the one, Clap on, Clap off, the Clapper!")

4) Hides and waits, in the sofa. Like a ninja.

5) Waits for the Predator to enter the house, step in the puddle and sends 120volt of death through his body with a simple 'clap'

6) Skins the Predator and prepares it's skull as a trophy.

Awesome!

I could see that working on an inexperienced Predator.

Particularly liking the sofa ninja motif.

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Apr 16th, 2009 12:00 AM

Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lu�h
Pred doesn't have child killing feats. Kevin wins

Another good point. Predator 2 totally chickened out of wasting the cemetary kid once he ascertained that the kids gun was plastic.

The Pussy.

That kid wouldn't have had to go far to be buried, post head removal/skinning too.

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Apr 16th, 2009 12:03 AM

Sadako of Girth
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Originally posted by Nemesis X
What the heck is this? Sadako I know you want Kevin dead because there's no way you're friggin serious about this match and if you are, lol.

Bit of both there maybe..... stick out tongue

When I heard about the end of "My girl", I was rooting for the Bees.

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Apr 16th, 2009 12:05 AM

Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Lu�h
Kevin turns on the stove to let the gas fill the whole house

Grabs his Male blow up doll and puts him in the shower to set his trap.

After setting up the blow up doll, he'll set the a radio near by (like on the movies) to make it look like hes singing

Kevin goes into his treehouse and waits

Pred enters the house and goes for the bathroom where he hears the shower going off.

Pred enters the bathroom which sets off the "Trap" that makes the doll turn and yell at pred.

Pred being startled, shoots the doll with his plasma cannon thingy.

house explodes, kevin wins

Another awesome win for McCallister.

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Apr 16th, 2009 12:06 AM

Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Kevin tricks dumb house burglars.

Predator is a superhuman advanced space alien that lives to hunt.

And how will Kevin know how to make himself invisible to the Predator? He does not know it sees heat. And fun fact, Predators have different ways to see other than just thermal vision.

A blow up doll won't fool Pred, considering it does not emanate the heat of a living thing.

Predator walks in the house and blows Kevin to pieces with its plasma gun, decapitates him with his claws, or impales him with his spear.

I am not amused.

I am though.

With the addition of Robtard's heat camoflage idea, the doll thing might take him a second or two to figure out.

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Apr 16th, 2009 12:09 AM

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The real toughie for Saddako is how Kevin would do with John McClane in the house.

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