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Spider-Man vs. Alice
Peter Parker hears about Raccoon City getting nuked because of a viral outbreak and also hears that an unknown terrorist is in New York with the same virus. As Spider-Man, he fast travels everywhere in New York to find out who. Meanwhile, Alice walks around and finds a strange hooded man. She jumps him and knocks him out. She grabs a jar filled with T-Virus out of his pocket and walks away. Spider-Man sees this and lands right next to her. "Sorry toots but I think you should hand that over so it can be taken the right people." "Sorry but I don't trust you with this. Outta my way." "Y'know I have rule about not hitting girls but if you're gonna make this difficult, I have no choice but to use f--" Alice cuts him off by giving him a roundhouse kick. Spider-Man lands on his back on a car. "Okay, now you asked for it lady."
Will the wall crawler succeed or will Alice kick his ass?
Alice has two SMG's, a Desert Eagle, and shotgun.
Last edited by Nemesis X on Nov 11th, 2009 at 12:52 AM
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Alice is no ordinary human, she has uber reflexes and shit.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Webbing is Spideys best bet. But you gotta remember Alice has machine pistols and shit, and that she is pretty agile herself.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Wait, so Alice roundhouses him, he lands on his back and says "Okay, now you asked for it lady."......More than enough time for her to draw her machine pistols and unload on him.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Doesn't matter one bit, because along with reflexes, webbing, agility, strength far greater than anything Alice has shown, Spidey has almost precog spider-sense. Alice is mulch.
You saying that in the time it takes to kick him, him flying through the air, landing on the car and saying that shit, she won't have the time to draw and cut him to pieces?
If it's a face off, like him coming at her full speed, yeah, advantage Spidey, but in the OP scenario, he's a goner.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Well by that defenition, then Alice can destroy anyone, right? The opening post isn't the best, however it wasn't stated that she unloads on him the minute he finishes his sentence, who's to say he isn't getting up right when he's saying it? Works either way, so there's no way in hell she guns him down, since he blurts out the whole sentence. It would be stupid to say think he said all that while still just lying on his back. Sounds like wishful thinking on your end.
No, just saying that if she kicked him, which Spidey would easily dodge, then she'd have ample time to draw and fire.
Her best option in a realistic scenario is to flip away and shoot on the fly, hoping to hit him.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
That all depends. You can think that, sure, no problem. However, I see it in Spidey's best interest to get up while he's replying to Alice, in which case, he'd be ready...