Scenario two: Bare knuckled boxing match, no set number of rounds, to the KO.
Also, state an opinion on an outcome using two versions of Tyson:
1: Younger Tyson, when Cus was still around.
2: Older, ear biting Tyson.
NOW....Before the masses vote Tyson in a curbstomp, please remember Mickey's screen feats.
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You guys see the movie Tyson? From what I remember, the actor didn't portray the real Tyson's speed. He was like the diet coke of Tyson, Tyson watered down.
Also, Mickey KO's in one punch, just like Tyson. FFS he broke a guys neck with ONE punch. Has Tyson ever broken a guys neck with one punch?
He has a good jab, which Buster Douglas used to **** Tyson up. Not to mention that the Pikey can take a shitload of abuse. It's not as cut and dry as you guys think it is.
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Well yeah, if someone breaks a guys neck with one punch, that's some serious power. Douglas never displayed power near tht and he KO'd Tyson. IMO the Pikey took far more abuse in his final fight than Tyson ever did in one fight.
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Against ear biting Tyson, I think Mickey wins both scenarios.
Against Younger Tyson, with Cus around? Mickey probably eats canvas. The only chance Mickey would have is in the bareknuckle scenario. and it's a very slim one.
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You dont know if the break was a restressing of an old neck injury.
Hes broken plenty else.
But he aint gonna be able to stick and jab against Prime Tyson.
Look at what Berbick, Spinks, Holmes, Bruno etc all recieved for their stick and jab efforts..
Gimping? No, I am going with movie Tyson, and if I remember right, he wasn't depicted as well onscreen as he could have been. But I guess that kind of speed and power is hard to for an actor to duplicate.
He broke his neck, plain and simple. There was nothing to suggest it was a "restressing" of an old injury.
Douglas used his jab to **** Tyson up, dude.
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"I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
"He was screaming like my wife."
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
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Firstly, That jab was as thunderous as Joe Louis' that night. And thanks to the lack of lateral movement and speed from Tyson that night, it worked.
Skinny Brad Pitt jabbing Tyson, would be like using a lightweight plastic flyswatter on a charging rhino.
Secondly, it was the right hooks, left hooks, right uppercuts and straight rights that Douglas followed up the jab with that did the damage.
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Flyswatter, eh? A flyswatter that broke a mans neck.
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Dec 9th, 2009 06:06 PM
Neither did Gorgeous George.
