Ben Richards (The Running Man) escapes the airport scene and is running throughout the city, still wearing his tacky ass Hawaiian shirt. He needs a car. He sees a car stopped at a stop sign and decides to take it.
The driver just so happens to be Douglas Quaid from "Total Recall." Quaid is in super badass spy mode, on the run from Cohaggen and his cronies. He is on his way to find transportation to Mars.
Ben opens the door and says "I need your car, geet out."
Quaid looks him up and down and says "But ahm goeeng to Mahs."
Ben, frustrated, says "Bullsheet!!!" and yanks Quaid out of the car. Ben fights back, and an all out h2h battle ensues.
Who wins? The Running man, or the Butcher of Bakersfield?
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Haha, Quaid survived being on an air-less Mars for several seconds with his eys bugging out of his head. But Richards was "one mean MF-er" according to the old lady when she was predicting who would make the next kill.
I gotta say Richards--he beat too many stalkers 1 on 1.
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