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The Joker vs Twilight

The Joker [Ledger's version] wants to kill Edward, Jacob and Bella. The Joker has access to any weapon seen in the 'The Dark Knight' and manpower. Who wins? The cold calculating Joker or the whining bastards who constantly fight over the same girl?


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i'm sure a few well placed rockets would decapitate Edward.


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Planning + Disguises + The explosives = Dead Twilight


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Re: The Joker vs Twilight

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the whining bastards who constantly fight over the same girl?


I watched most of New Moon (terrible film), I think their aggression for each other isn't over Bella, but a homosexual attraction they have, but try to reject due to one being a Vampire and the other being a werewolf.

No, I'm not saying this because Lautner is homosexual irl.


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Can he even damage them? Ed's like, made of rock, isn't he? I suppose he could find a way to incapacitate him possibly, then chuck him in teh sea or a volcano, but I doubt he'll manage. Joker seems like he's taking on more than he can handle in this fight.

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I watched most of New Moon (terrible film), I think their aggression for each other isn't over Bella, but a homosexual attraction they have, but try to reject due to one being a Vampire and the other being a werewolf.


Isn't the plot that Jacob's really in love with Ed and Bella's future baby, so he thinks he's in love with Bella. Except... it takes two to make a baby, so logically how he should feel about Edward should be..... you know. wink


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TDK Joker was a master planner. With prep, he may be able to pull this off.

No prep? The Twifags stomp.


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Not if the Joker has Hit Girl as backup.


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The Twifags would rape Hit Girl.

Seriously? erm


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Oh yeah, I'm totally serious.


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i would pay to see this fight
Joker ftw

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After the fight scene in Eclipse, we got a better idea of just how good they are in a fight. Hit Girl or no Hit Girl, I don't see Joker winning.


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I don't see The Joker taking the best of them and tearing either one down..


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Not if the Joker has Hit Girl as backup.



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Not if the Joker has Hit Girl as backup.


Just stop.


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My dear sweet Lord, you tards actually thought I was serious


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It is not so much we thought you were serious as it was your post was stupid and lame and made me cry.


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That was my intention.


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My dear sweet Lord, you tards actually thought I was serious


How could we not? Your hard on for Hit Girl is so severe that you probably think she'd kill planet busters.


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How could we not? Your hard on for Hit Girl is so severe that you probably think she'd kill planet busters.
Bullets will make Twifags laugh, dude. Use your head.


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You missed the point of the comment, but that's okay.

As for the Twilight crap. I know nothing about them except that apparently they're invincible or some shit according to everyone. Which is indeed gay as shit.


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Originally posted by Kaibs
You missed the point of the comment, but that's okay.

As for the Twilight crap. I know nothing about them except that apparently they're invincible or some shit according to everyone. Which is indeed gay as shit.
The only way to put one down is to tear it apart, then burn it.


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