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Picard Vs Potter

Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT!


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Picard throws the tea on Potters (non existant) male genitalia, and so he wins while Potter is on the ground screaming

We all know we would if that happened.........

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Re: Picard Vs Potter

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Originally posted by Robtard
Picard: Armed with cup of smoldering hot Earl Grey and the rage he felt towards the Borg(directed at Potter here). As far as Picard's concerned, the "line is drawn here!"

Potter: Armed with his wand and is under the impression that Picard is in league with Voldermort due to their sharing bad/balding craniums.

Setting: The fighting arena/mat where Daniel fought his last fight in the Karate Kid. They start approximately five feet apart.

Neither combatant can draw in from outside sources. Potter can't bring in a potion; Picard can't have Worf beam down and deliver a Klingon boot (size 14) to Potter's rear quarters.

Survivor is playing in the background.

FIGHT!
Oh Rob, you fail.....


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Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force


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Picard rapes at transwarp speed here.

No way can blind, scaulded faced Potter deal with Picard's guile, cunning, experience in life Picard (being over 110 by the time of TNG, including 'the Inner Light')
His single handed McPwing of Terrorists/thieves invading a deserted enterprise in Starship mine..a man with all the combat experince of the Borg and their combined knowledges of how to efficiently kill all life forms. Locutus/Picard as shown in First Contact could assimilate Harry.
Picard who is from a point in time where all current fight styles will be known to Picard... Picard who layed the smack down along side James T Kirk himself to save that system of people...

Harry does what ever he does at first move, then Picard leaves the Nexus and goes back to just before that point and kicks Harry square in the nutsack.


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Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force


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My God, stop, just stop....Look at how fast Harry is here:




Anyone who says Picard closes the gap and beats Harry down is the epitome of PotterHate.


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I didnt. He throws tea on Potter which incapacitates him and then proceeds to kill him. Simple, Potter will be like "Hey you have tea! Ima be British now and drink it after i take it from you, not bothering to do anything!"

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All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey cool


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Re: Re: Picard Vs Potter

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Oh Rob, you fail.....


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All I see are a table and a counter being good cover against magic.

Nothing compared to a Picard hopped up on Earl mother****ing Grey cool
The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.


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The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

Its OK, I know you see it, I dont expect you to acknowledge it.


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The speed in which he casts his spells, dude.

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Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas.


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Harry'd be too busy screaming and blind with earl grey flavoured destruction to the corneas.
Sure, he can dodge spells, but not a cup of tea roll eyes (sarcastic)


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Hey man, it's not just tea. It's EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think.


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Sure, he can dodge spells, but not a cup of tea roll eyes (sarcastic)


They're in a dojo type setting/fight, they're about 5 feet apart. Potter isn't Spider-man, dude.


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Hey man, it's not just tea. It's EARL ****ING GREY.

Check and mate I think.


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Too powerful for Potter.


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Too powerful for Potter.



Potter has not met the Picard Force big grin


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Jean-Luc easy.. after drinking smoldering hot earl grey tea, Picard is an unstoppable force



laughing laughing laughing laughing


Earl Grey is like Popeye's Spinach! laughing





Here's how I see what happens:

As soon as the fight starts, Picard throws his "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." right in Potter's face. Then, he screams, "THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!"


That should end the fight.


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