Robtard
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Re: Denton Van Zan vs Mai Linh (DH4)
Van Zan had a mounted position and laid into Quinn's face will all his strength and weight several times; yet barely managed to damage him.
Dude's all show and little performance, Kung Fu Girl would kick his ass.
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Nov 25th, 2011 08:33 PM
Sadako of Girth
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"oh the huuuuuuumanity!!!!!!" will be screamed by onlookers in this one as Mai Ling Kung-Fus his ass back to 'Dazed and Confused'...
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Nov 25th, 2011 10:32 PM
Placidity
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why do this
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Nov 26th, 2011 12:34 AM
quanchi112
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Zan stomps. He doesn't have to resort to pulling hair either.
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Dec 20th, 2011 10:14 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Gender: Male Location: McClane's Right one
Van Zan couldn't stomp a Lilliputian.
If he did his boot would bounce off of his intended victim, leaving no damage at all, if reign of fire is anything to go by.
The Lilliputian probably wouldn't be able to own Van Zan though.
So he is about equal to a Lilliputian.
Ninja chick feasts on his innards.
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Dec 20th, 2011 10:25 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
Can I get your weed dealer's number? Cause it looks like he is selling some potent shit! I got to smoke some of that
I'm drug free and always will be. Zan is undefeated in threads. So far he's waxed three women, Poppins, Mai, and McClane. He truly is a lady killer.
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Dec 20th, 2011 11:10 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Gender: Male Location: McClane's Right one
Then some drugs may help you, in that case...
Nah Van Zan is a girlyboy who tries to man up by growling like batman, and telegraphing his really slow and predictable shots and can't damage anyone.
He gets killed again here.
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Dec 20th, 2011 11:30 PM
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