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Lestov16
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Jack Bauer vs John McClane

1. H2H fight in a 12x12 ft steel cage ring
2. Gunfight in Palisades mall. Both get a Beretta with 10 clips
3. Melee fight in the Initech office building
4. Who is the better counterterrorist?


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Movie vs forum dude.

But since you ask:

1) McClane
2) McClane
3) McClane 6/10
4) McClane


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1)No
2)No
3) Bauer 8/10
4) No way in hell


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McClane solos.


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Why make this thread? You knew it was going to be the few people who haven't watched 24 that are going to say McClane wins anyway. You also know there aren't going to be any valid arguments (how can there be?), just snide comments.

Jack Bauer wins, not even close. 10/10 for Jack in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10.


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Originally posted by Placidity
in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10.


Jack Bauer H2H fight:

https://vimeo.com/43532127
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25:15-25:30
44:27-46:05
47:20-47:50
51:48-53:22


John McClane H2H fight




I think it's pretty safe to say Bauer wins 10/10 in the H2H fight as well


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You keep bringing that up as it's some negative. A Special Forces guy managed to kick McClane about, but he couldn't keep him down and had to resort to BFR tactics. Bodes well for McClane, actually.


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I'm not. We are just comparing H2H skills


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So what do you propose, Bauer would defeat McClane in H2H by removing him from the battlefield somehow? Cos that's Bauer's only chance.


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Ok this is laughable... Bauer roflstomps McClane. It's not even close.


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First McHook that Bauer doesn't expect causes Bauer's coronary to shoot his heart out through his anus, which will have been heavily widened with a burning SUV bumper prior to the H2H bit anyway.

The next 20 odd hooks will just be overkill for the audience's pleasure/box office.


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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
First McHook that Bauer doesn't expect causes Bauer's coronary to shoot his heart out through his anus, which will have been heavily widened with a burning SUV bumper prior to the H2H bit anyway.

The next 20 odd hooks will just be overkill for the audience's pleasure/box office.


Not based off of the blatant empirical evidence I just presented

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Originally posted by Odekahn
Ok this is laughable... Bauer roflstomps McClane. It's not even close.

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So what do you propose, Bauer would defeat McClane in H2H by removing him from the battlefield somehow? Cos that's Bauer's only chance.


Bauer>>>Stuart in MA skills, strength, and durablity


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Bauer will take 6 seasons to get into the fight and then it will be 6 seasons too late. stick out tongue


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Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer>>>Stuart in MA skills, strength, and durablity


Pure speculation. Stuart was highly skilled, it's not his fault McClane is unbreakable.

Might as well argue that Mjolnir is weak-sauce, cos it couldn't break the Hulk.


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Re: Jack Bauer vs John McClane

So let's go over this one more time, for all you folks playing at home

1. H2H fight in a 12x12 ft steel cage ring
Based on screen feats (you can access the vid via my sig and I listed the most prominent places i nthe video where they happen) Bauer will overpower Mcclane and snap his neck

H2H-Bauer

2. Gunfight in Palisades mall. Both get a Beretta with 10 clips
Once again, based on screen feats you can see in my vid (and Jack has a lot of them), he is definitely the more experienced gunfighter

Gunfight-Bauer

3. Melee fight in the Initech office building
Jack is a very ruthless fighter who will opportunistically use any advantage in a fight

Melee fight- Bauer


4. Who is the better counterterrorist?

Of course
Contintential Pandemic>>>>>>>>Eastern Seabaord losing power (and 108 nuclear meltdowns>>>>>>ONE nuclear meltdown)

Better Counterterrorist- Bauer


Any questions?


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Re: Re: Jack Bauer vs John McClane

"Bauer will overpower Mcclane and snap his neck"

HAhaahahaahaahhhahaaaahahaaahhhahahaahhahaaa. Ha. McClane's taller, heavier and has at times shown super-human strength.


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He did a wall-run neck snap in a severely weakened state. Considering he's going into his match with his full health, I'm not seeing what McClane's gonna do to stop it


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He did a wall-run neck snap in a severely weakened state. Considering he's going into his match with his full health, I'm not seeing what McClane's gonna do to stop it


That's skillful, not super-human. When McClane shakes his head, it'll likely break Bauer's hands.


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The fact that I have to explain any of this despite having several times posted a video that shows it all is quite disheartening roll eyes (sarcastic)


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