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Lee
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82.61%
Khan
4
17.39%
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Impediment
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Lee vs Khan
Lee (Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon) vs Khan (Into Darkness).
The super soldier serum from Captain America: The First Avenger has been administered to Lee; he is now a martial arts super soldier.
Khan is at full health.
Neither have knowledge of each other.
Fight takes place in Emperor Palpatine's throne room on the Death Star II from ROTJ. Both start 50 feet apart.
Hand to hand, to the death.
Bloodlusted with no CIS.
Who wins?
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Oct 11th, 2013 09:43 PM
Impediment
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"IMPEDIMENT!! Y U MAKE MORE KHAN THREADS?!"
I know. I couldn't resist.
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Oct 11th, 2013 09:46 PM
dadudemon
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Bruce Lee.
He was already faster and more agile in his movie.
In fact, I think you'd only need regular "Enter the Dragon" Bruce Lee to take out Khan.
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Oct 11th, 2013 10:09 PM
Silent Master
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Given the skill Lee shows in the movie; Only two types of people would give Khan the win 1) Someone that hasn't seen Enter the Dragon or 2) A troll
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Oct 12th, 2013 12:26 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
1) Someone that hasn't seen Enter the Dragon
What type of degenerate assclown is this?
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Oct 12th, 2013 12:38 AM
focus4chumps
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
What type of degenerate assclown is this?
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Oct 12th, 2013 12:52 AM
Silent Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
What type of degenerate assclown is this?
The kind that has 12 posters of Van Zan and Khan on every wall in his apartment.
Oct 12th, 2013 01:11 AM
Esau Cairn
Contagious
Gender: Male Location: Australia
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
The kind that has 12 posters of Van Zan and Khan on every wall in his apartment.
Did he say, "Kneel before Quan" whilst you were in his apartment?
Oct 12th, 2013 01:20 AM
Silent Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Did he say, "Kneel before Quan" whilst you were in his apartment?
Never been, was told about it by a friend that volunteers at meals on wheels.
Oct 12th, 2013 01:38 AM
COG Veteran
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I am detecting much hate on this thread
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Oct 12th, 2013 01:41 AM
focus4chumps
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by COG Veteran
I am detecting much hate on this thread
no that comes later.
we have to wait for a certain ipad to charge up.
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Oct 12th, 2013 01:44 AM
Silent Master
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by focus4chumps
no that comes later.
we have to wait for a certain ipad to charge up.
True, all I see is a few people joking around.
Oct 12th, 2013 01:46 AM
focus4chumps
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looks like the ipad is charged.
inb4 lipstick-smeared butthurt
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Oct 12th, 2013 02:35 AM
BruceSkywalker
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Gender: Male Location: The Batcave
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Lee (Bruce Lee from Enter the Dragon) vs Khan (Into Darkness).
The super soldier serum from Captain America: The First Avenger has been administered to Lee; he is now a martial arts super soldier.
Khan is at full health.
Neither have knowledge of each other.
Fight takes place in Emperor Palpatine's throne room on the Death Star II from ROTJ. Both start 50 feet apart.
Hand to hand, to the death.
Bloodlusted with no CIS.
Who wins?
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......loses and loses badly
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Last edited by Impediment on Oct 12th, 2013 at 02:40 PM
Oct 12th, 2013 03:59 AM
quanchi112
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Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
Khan, easily.
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Oct 12th, 2013 06:30 AM
KingD19
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Gender: Male Location: Land of the Lost
What in Dante's 9 Circles of Hell makes you think Khan can win? Aside from those late night visits you get from Cumberbatch and JJ Abrams.
Bruce already has much faster reaction times and was strong enough to send people flying and one-shot martial arts masters.
Now he's got Cap's abilities stacked on top of his own. Meaning he's even faster, and stronger since Cap was a feeb before he got the powers.
Red Skull easily dented solid steel, Bruce will punch a hole in Khan. From 1 inch away.
Oct 12th, 2013 06:33 AM
FrothByte
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Giving Lee the super soldier serum is a bit too much methinks. Then again, without the serum Khan probably wins without much difficulty. So there's no real way to make this match equal.
As it is though, Lee wins.
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Oct 12th, 2013 08:15 AM
DTM
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I was all set to vote for Khan here, until it was stated that Lee had the SSS augmenting him physically. That being the case, and with Khan having no weapons and this being purely a HTH fight, I would support Lee to take him in the end.
Oct 12th, 2013 09:55 AM
DTM
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Gender: Location: New Zealand
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Khan, easily.
Gee, what a surprise.
Oct 12th, 2013 09:56 AM
Mindship
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Bruce Lee.
In fact, I think you'd only need regular "Enter the Dragon" Bruce Lee to take out Khan. I'm inclined to agree here. But Khan would be (to borrow Superman's oft-used line) "the toughest opponent [he] ever faced."
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Oct 12th, 2013 11:51 AM
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