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Denton Van Zan vs Forest Gump
Jenny horny as always is out on a date with Denton Van Zan and they are making out in the car.
Forest the great and jealous guy he is, not happy about this and proceeds to intervene and pull him out of the car for a fist fight.
Who wins?
May 28th, 2014 06:47 PM
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Is it raining like in the scene from the movie?
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May 28th, 2014 06:47 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Is it raining like in the scene from the movie?
You bet
May 28th, 2014 06:48 PM
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idk who DEnton Van Zan is, but Gump ftw. Maybe
May 28th, 2014 06:49 PM
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denton gets his ass handed to him, gets mad, runs into traffic and kills himself rather than face defeat.
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May 28th, 2014 06:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lestov16
Gump rapestomps. Borders on spite
Please, give the guy some credit, he beat up Bale pretty good.
May 28th, 2014 08:23 PM
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Gump shitstomps
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May 28th, 2014 08:37 PM
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Let's be serious for a moment.
Gump beats The Flash in a race
Gump beats Reeves supes at flying
Gump beats Hannibal Lector at eating people livers
Gump beats the cookie monster at eating cookies
Gump only gets beat from Chuck Norris and John McClane at stuff.
These are facts.
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May 28th, 2014 09:30 PM
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Lol
May 29th, 2014 07:53 PM
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Zan stomps.
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May 29th, 2014 07:54 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan stomps.
Dude forest is a warrior and true bad ass, Van Zan stands no chance.
May 29th, 2014 09:02 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Gump shitstomps
That should be someone's name.
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May 29th, 2014 11:40 PM
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What do you base that on?
Reign of Fire.
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May 30th, 2014 03:26 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Dude forest is a warrior and true bad ass, Van Zan stands no chance.
Forest is a runner and a former ping pong champion. Zan mauls him.
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May 30th, 2014 03:27 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Forest is a runner and a former ping pong champion. Zan mauls him.
Forest would run him down and slap him in the face with the pong.
May 30th, 2014 03:40 AM
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Forest would run him down and slap him in the face with the pong.
Forest is going to need more braces for his legs after the dragon killer gets done with him.
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May 30th, 2014 03:44 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Forest is going to need more braces for his legs after the dragon killer gets done with him.
He's got superior strength, stamina and strength. 100% retard strength.
May 30th, 2014 04:02 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
Reign of Fire.
You might want to watch RoF again and open your eyes this time, cos what Van Zan did to Quinn (next to nothing) is nothing compared to the beat-downs Forest did.
Forest also has superior damage soak, as he took a bullet in Nam yet keep going. ie you lost another thread.
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