K-Dog
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Khan vs Jaws (different Jaws, foo's!)
Khan get sucked into the Romulan time traveling ship from the first Star Wars movie (somehow) and gets launched in a small pod onto 1970's earth, where Jaws from the James Bond movies is on an assassination mission. The pod crashes in front of Jaws, and Khan steps out.
They size each other up and want to see who the best man is. Fight is on the outskirts of a small Swedish mountain village. Khan is standing between Jaws and Jaws' girlfriend.
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Jun 23rd, 2014 06:49 PM
Robtard
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Jaws has both greater strength and durability feats:
-Ripped apart a van like it was tinfoil
-Had tons of stone and lumber fall on him and he was just a little dizzy
-Got shot in the teeth
-Fought a shark and won
That's just from 'The Spy Who Loved Me'. He probably has more cartoonish feats in his other film appearances that I can't recall atm.
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Jun 23rd, 2014 07:47 PM
Badabing
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Jaws has both greater strength and durability feats:
-Ripped apart a van like it was tinfoil
-Had tons of stone and lumber fall on him and he was just a little dizzy
-Got shot in the teeth
-Fought a shark and won
That's just from 'The Spy Who Loved Me'. He probably has more cartoonish feats in his other film appearances that I can't recall atm.
I think Jaws survived in space in Moonraker. I'm not certain though.
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Jun 24th, 2014 04:43 AM
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Khan beats that ninny into submission.
Jun 24th, 2014 04:44 AM
BruceSkywalker
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wait this is Richard Kiel right??????
then he muthaf*ing stomps
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Jun 24th, 2014 05:25 AM
DTM
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Khan would definately beat this Jaws. I doubt Jaws would ever get a hand on Khan, the same would definately not be the same in return.
Jun 24th, 2014 05:30 AM
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