Hulk from the Avengers
Location New York
Hulk is out of control after someone spilled coffee on Bruce.
The following try to stop him: Who stops the Hulk?
King Kong
Fantastic Four
Godzilla
X-Men – All members any version
Future sentinel days of future pasts
Boss: Thor
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Hulk can take Kong... that's about it. Maybe a single sentinel.
FF - If Sue goes invisible Hulk can't even see her, so how will he attack her? Same if Johnny goes airborne and uses his flight speed. Maybe a thunderclap could knock him out of the sky, but that is highly unlikely. It is questionable whether he can seriously hurt Mister Fantastic, and Thing has some impressive strength feats himself.
Godzilla - Unless Zilla swallows him and he doesn't get digested or something, and can attack her from the inside, there isn't shit he can do to seriously hurt her.
X-men - WAY too many of them with different powers for him to beat everyone. This one in particular is an absolute shitstomp against him.
Future sentinels - This one is somewhat interesting. I wonder how a sentinel will hold out against a leviathan punch. We've never seen any of the future sentinels take that level of impact. Closest thing we have is the x-jet explosion, and that in fact did seem to destroy some of them.
Thor - If Thor actually uses his full range of abilities, the Hulk is getting his ass kicked.
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The others, well if Chitauri weapons could give him pause, then theose guys could probably at least inconvenience him. X-Men are too fast for him, some of them anyways
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Personally Id say he could solidly beat Kong, probably the FF, possibly Thor, but not All the X-Men, or the future Sentinels, and definately not Godzilla.
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Can you guys please explain to me how you think he could possibly beat Thor and the FF, but not a single future sentinel? Because the OP doesn't mention sentinels (plural), just one.
Thor, using only melee, was able to fight on fairly equal terms with an angry Hulk. So if he starts using his flight, weather manip. etc. I don't see Hulk standing much of a chance.
The FF offer too much versatility IMO. No one has even cared to explain how he is going to tag a woman who can turn invisible and has powers that can simulate TK. Or her brother, who can just go airborne, and is fast enough to race heat seeking missiles and keep up with the Surfer. And do this while also contending with Mister Fantastic and The Thing.
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I haven't seen Godzilla so I can speak on that one. Thor is the only definite win that I see. X-Men unless Xavier can control him I see no one taking out the Hulk unless they are able to knock him out.
The only thing I see is people pissing the hulk off which will do nothing but make him more angry and stronger. So I don't ever see the sentinels adapting to his strength.
FF. They could win but it will be because of Reed doing something intelligent that renders him KO.
Well you did say it was all X-men members from every version, so does that include Phoenix? Or you could get Rogue to siphon Hulk's powers. Granted, it may probably kill her, but it should weaken Hulk enough that the rest of the members can go for a KO.
If you did, you'd know that that Hulk vs Godzilla is like you in thick boots vs a rabies infested maltese poodle biting at your ankles.
Hulk doesn't have PIS and an adamantium skeleton going for him, so Phoenix Jean could probably solo.
Hulk doesn't have the versatility to be able to take them all out. He won't even be able to touch the Storm siblings, if both use their brains and powers properly. And the team know how to work together, and have the smartest man on earth as their leader, so should be able to come up with a plan to take down Hulk.
Like I said, Hulk takes Kong solidly and can probably dish out enough damage to beat a single future sentinel, but the rest beat him.
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Ok. Well the X-Men definitely can pull off a win but I was hearing stomping on the Hulk. At the same time I am sure Rogue would be able to maintain an hold on the hulk long enough to weaken him.
Either way I could see the X-Men winning and losing. Yes you can include the Phoenix if you want. The X-Men are not going to win if they try to match brute for brute or confront the Hulk straight on.
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