__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Whose head did Steppenwolf cut off ? You are definitely a bitter dceu fanboy. Poor guys your Justice League villain gets smashed by two avengers here. You might not see another Justice League movie ever let alone years down the road.
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Of course he did not decapitate her. Wonder Woman is a millenia-old warrior with the skill, speed, and weaponry to compete with Stepp and his axe. Hulk has none of this. Stepp also has a hilarious reach advantage.
The only argument you have is that maybe he won"t be able to get through the bone. But Hulk will still get hacked up and succumb to blood loss.
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Thor has more experience than WW and how much damage has he done on the Hulk. Aquaman is slower, and less durable than the Hulk. Was he dedliatated or seriously injured ?
Based off what ? You're making baseless claims. No evidence just imagination claims. Name me one guy comparable to the Hulk Steppenwolf has defeated due to blood loss or decapitation.
Thor has put Hulk on queer street with a non-lightning charged hammer strike. Thor is a little over 1000 years old. The same age as Loki. Diana is likely over 2000 years old and Stepp is over 5000 years old. Hulk is not even 60. Neither of them have an edge in experience over Stepp.
Based on the fact that Stepp's axe is sharper than Abom's dull bones and tough enough to no-sell Diana's sword. Hulk has blood and his wounds take time to heal. Prove that Hulk will be perfectly fine without blood.
Name one person Hulk has defeated on his own that can solo a Supermanless Justice League.
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Last edited by TheGrat1 on Nov 27th, 2017 at 02:11 AM
Thor does have more experience. Thanks for agreeing. Thor fought much more formidable foes than Diana has against her weaker Amazonian whores. We see Steppenwolf does not do much more than swing an axe and move around. Thor has far more abilities and Hulk is much more impressive physically than Steppenwolf is. This isn't a bunch of Amazonians Steppenwolf can intimidate.
You have to prove he can damage the Hulk in this manner since he did nothing of the sort.
Steppenwolf didn't solo the league. He didn't beat any of them.
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Can you count? Stepp, Diana, and Ares are all over twice Thor's age. Stepp is probably old enough to be Thor's father
"Thor has fought much more formidable foes..."
Like who? Frost giant cannon fodder that took his daddy's eye and Sif can defeat? Dumb rock monsters? Dungeons and Dragons cosplayers? The nine realms are filled with nothing but mooks. The first impressive being we see him fight is a lumbering, slow, zero intelligence automaton called the Destroyer. That was 6 years ago.
Thor's only other notable combatants are Loki (lol), Iron Man, Kurse, Hulk, Ultron Prime, and Hela.
Loki is a weakling, Iron Man is not a challenge for him, Kurse bloodied him and rocked his world, Hulk is decent but a predictable brute, Ultron Prime dominated him 1 on 1, and he had to run away from Hela.
Doomsday, Kal-El, Ares, and Steppenwolf would smoke any of those guys save Hela with minor effort in a serious fight, and Diana has held her own against all of them. The DCEU operates on a generally higher plane than the MCU.
"Steppenwolf does not do much more..."
We don't see Hulk do much more than jump around and punch things. Your point? Sure Thor can do a lot of things but he only needed striking to best Hulk. Steppenwolf, likewise, will only need his axe and hilarious reach advantage to best Hulk.
Are you seriously asking me to prove that an axe can cut? LMAO
Prove Abom's spike and Fenris' teeth are equal to Diana's sword. Because Stepp's axe is.
He survived longer against them than any of the clowns Hulk and Thor fought would.
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She still had hundreds if not thousands of years of training under her belt before then. Her first serious battle of note was against Ares, 100 years ago. Thor's first serious battle of note was against the Destroyer, 6 years ago.
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