__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
I'd back the Destroyer. Sif stabbed it right through the neck and it barely took like 5 seconds to begin recovering. Valkyrie's offense is purely physical, so I don't see her doing any better.
__________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
The funny thing is, if h1 had actually seen the movie. he would have been able to post clips of the rainbow bridge fight where she "slices shit off" the undead Asgardians.
I was giving him a freebie and he didn't take it. Instead, he ran away.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Eh, even then, slicing apart human/Asgardian-sized opponents is a lot different from trying to slice the limbs off something much bigger, stronger and more durable than them and who has an enormous reach advantage, thanks both to said size and its ability to fire large, explosive energy beams. And then there is also the fact that a straight thrust pierces more deeply and effectively than a slice, even if a slice leaves a large wound when successful. Valkyrie's a badass but, IMO, you'd need to be at least someone like Hela (who can rapidly make multiple much larger blades) if you're going to try and slice or cut that thing apart before getting battered or facebeamed yourself. Even Thor initially clocking it in the face with Mjolnir (when he gets repowered) didn't actually leave a scratch, so it was pretty sturdy.
__________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Tbh I think Destroyer wins. Asgardian blades should do nothing to it (it would defeat the purpose of its creation). I'm assuming Sif stabbed through a slit.
This isn't that bad of an idea. The problem is, how do the slats connect? I'm under the assumption it would just pull back together?
And I'm also backing his statement that Asgardians blades probably shouldn't cut it. Just like you said. What's the point of even making the damn thing?
Yeah, it would be stupid to make your ultimate weapon be beatable by a single elite Asgardian wielding what at least appeared to be a fairly standard Asgardian spear (in the sense that it didn't appear to have any extra overt mystical properties). Stormbreaker is probably another story though, as not only had it not been crafted yet at that point, but it was also intended to be the greatest weapon in Asgard. Plus we've seen it slice clean through beings as tough as Thanos (both arm and neck) without any real resistance (at least when wielded by someone of sufficient strength, like Thor).
__________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
KMC Community Forums
Apr 7th, 2020 07:18 PM
