Victor Von Doom
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Do you believe in UFOs?
The answer of course being, yes, I do believe there are aerial objects which have not been identified.
So, what other things that people say do you find irritating in this way?
Another one of mine being: in the UK we have a 'washing-up' liquid called Fairy Liquid, which a lot of people call Fairy-Up Liquid. I can't explain how annoying this is.
Idiot disclaimer: this thread isn't about UFOs.
Back-up idiot disclaimer: What things that people say do you find irritating?
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:49 AM
BackFire
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No, but I believe in....Crab people...Crab people.
Yeah, in the technical term, flying object that haven't been identified, I believe that.
I don't believe they're aliens from outerspace or anything supernatural.
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:49 AM
Victor Von Doom
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You reminded me of another annoying phrase in fact.
'There's always one.'
Quite clearly unlikely to be uniformly true.
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:51 AM
Spelljammer
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SpellJammer does, but we will never meet them. Why?
Advanced Intelligence:
They have nothing to learn from humans, why bother? They're above us in every way. They may try to police us which would explain dieties. But that's about it.
Equal Intellignece:
They know we humans are so hateful we can't even stop waging war on eachother. Much less a foreighn species. Hell, we have abortions and justify it "they're not human anyway". So if we can loosely defy what is human to bennefit ourselves, do you think an alien is stupid enough to come to this hell-hole?
Lower Intelligence:
Last time SpellJammer checked, cavemen don't do much travelling..
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:53 AM
Alpha Centauri
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Spelljammer, you just proved how much of an idiot you are and I sincerely hope everyone on this forum is laughing at you.
Mine would be Ba-Babybel. The cheese circles. Actually just called Babybels, but due to the TV commercial, people call them Ba-Babybels.
Or the starting phrase: "So I turned around and said..."
Another would be when parents say to their kids "If you break your leg, don't come running to me crying about it." I doubt they'd be running anywhere.
-AC
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:55 AM
BackFire
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"I'm going to take a crap".
As if they're going to go and take possesion of a piece of shit.
Should be "leave" a crap, but whatever.
"You never know until you try"
Oh really? I've never eaten a piece of dog shit, but I know it doesn't taste good.
I know, both of these analogies have ended up involving shit in some way...what can I say....I'm in a SHITTY mood. HAH!!
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:56 AM
Spelljammer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Spelljammer, you just proved how much of an idiot you are and I sincerely hope everyone on this forum is laughing at you.
-AC
AC, shut the **** up. You'd call SpellJammer an idiot for taking a shit. Get a life.
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Oct 13th, 2005 12:58 AM
WanderingDroid
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire
"I'm going to take a crap".
As if they're going to go and take possesion of a piece of shit.
Should be "leave" a crap, but whatever.
"You never know until you try"
Oh really? I've never eaten a piece of dog shit, but I know it doesn't taste good.
I know, both of these analogies have ended up involving shit in some way...what can I say....I'm in a SHITTY mood. HAH!!
Well BF, if you wanna get analytical (sp?) then we are all full of shit. If we weren't then how could you explain why we go to the bathroom?
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:00 AM
BackFire
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oh yeah, I'm full of shit big time, especially after eating Taco Bell.
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:01 AM
Alpha Centauri
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Well considering the thread starter specified twice that this thread was not about UFO's and you still came in around four minutes later with a post about UFO's, I'd say it proves my point
Another one of mine, to get on topic, would be the classic "You want to have your cake and eat it."
-AC
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:01 AM
WanderingDroid
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire
oh yeah, I'm full of shit big time, especially after eating Taco Bell.
I'm more of a Del Taco guy but I feel your pain.
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:03 AM
Victor Von Doom
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'Can I get a coffee?'
No, you're clearly misunderstanding the assistant/customer relationship.
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:03 AM
Alpha Centauri
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"I'm just going to buy a can of drink."
-AC
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:05 AM
Morgoths_Wrath
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nevermind
Oct 13th, 2005 01:07 AM
RedAlertv2
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might wana read the topic a little closer.
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Oct 13th, 2005 01:10 AM
Victor Von Doom
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'Cheer up' is quite annoying.
A) You probably don't wish to cheer up; and
B) As if you will go 'OK then! Problem solved.'
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Oct 13th, 2005 03:58 PM
KharmaDog
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"Are you awake?"
I go nuts when people ask otherrs this. Do they ever expect a "no"?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Spelljammer, you just proved how much of an idiot you are and I sincerely hope everyone on this forum is laughing at you.
-AC
Laughing, shaking my head in disbelief, it's all the same when it comes to his posts.
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Oct 13th, 2005 04:14 PM
Devil King
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"It's always the last place you look"
Duh...
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Oct 13th, 2005 04:22 PM
KharmaDog
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First person: "I lost my keys."
Second Person: "Where did you lose them? "
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Oct 13th, 2005 04:27 PM
Afro Cheese
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"A smile is just a frown that's upside down."
Not really flawed or untrue, just extremely annoying.
Oct 13th, 2005 06:21 PM
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