In Cleveland Ohio: Woman are not allowed to wear patent - leather shoesin public - in case their polished surfaces offer a reflected view up their skirts.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
Krackrow Poland: Sex with an animal is punishable by death - but only for a third offence.
Riga, Latvia: Couples are not allowed to have sex while arguing.
Hungary: Against the law to have sex with the light on - even the light of the candle
Phillippines: In some parts of the country a groom to be must prove his manhood by bonking his future brides sisters before there wedding. SWEET!
Willowdale Oregan: Men cannot swear while making love to their wives, women can say whatever they like.
Valencia, venezuela: Unmarried men and women are not allowed to have sex with anyone who is a known idiot. LOL.
santa cruz bolivia: its illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time damn
Ecuador: A man can return a bride to her parents if he decides she isnt a virgin.
Kuwait: it is illegal for a man to look lustfully at a statue of a woman or a female animal. ...jesus christ
cambodia: in rural areas, a husband may kill his wifes lover if they have had sex in the husbands home. but if the adultary takes place some place else, the husband cant kill the lover...but he can kill his wife instead.
dresden germany: a man isnt allowed to stare, wink at or whistle at any women except his wife.
Minsk belarus: husbands are not allowe d to refuse their wives sex after two sex free weeks have passed
ames iowa: A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. ....bollocks!
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this was in the papers, not that i trust the papers at all, but i dunno why they would lie about that. even tho some of it seems too bizarre to be true
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some of them are more likely than not true, there are some pretty obscure and weird laws still on the books in the states, imagine some of the ones in Europe
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__________________ If you dont like Frenzal Rhomb, your a whore!
I am aware that "your" should be "you're," and while I know I should change it as not to offend the grammar fans around the boards, school always said not to bow to peer pressure so it stays as it is
New law in my state: There is no penalty for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana!!!
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no charges no penatly within denver city limits, no charge but penalty everywhere else in the state
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
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Bizarre sex laws
damn
Nov 3rd, 2005 08:11 PM
By Barker
