A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
I've had a STD test in the past (turned up negative) and that little Q-tip they stick into your penis, gets really big or at least it feels that way, so a pencil would be, oh my god…
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GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!!!
That must have been an awful shift.
I wonder if the female knew.
Wouldn't lead poisoning be an issue here and the fact that the pencil could have punctured female's insides and the fact that I can't figure out how this man was going to get this pencil out after he was done.
Was it sharpened?
So many wrong things. My mind should have to COMPREHEND any of this.
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Got a pencil i can borrow
Feb 19th, 2006 08:24 PM
That would hurt....
That's hilarious. As if someone would actually try that.
