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What is your position on the rising threat of bears in America? You do not have permission to vote on this poll.
Bears are soulless killing machines and should be eliminated	1	6.67%
I am not so much afraid of bears as I am of their insidious anti-pic-a-nic basket agenda	2	13.33%
I am indifferent to the Ursine threat	0	0%
I am a communist liberal hippie who hugs bears on a daily basis	6	40.00%
I am a bear with internet access (god help us all)	6	40.00%
Total:	15 votes	100%

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Bears-Are they ruining America more than gays and liberals combined?
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Darth Jello
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Bears-Are they ruining America more than gays and liberals combined?

Well what do you think? are you an American? or an Abearican?

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:10 PM

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Bardock42
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Bears are pretty evil..but **** and commies are in my opinion the greater threat.

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:16 PM

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debbiejo
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wha.....hahahaha..........*gets a drink*

Jun 8th, 2006 11:17 PM

Darth Jello
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well america?

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:20 PM

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^^^ Is he walking on water???

Jun 8th, 2006 11:21 PM

The Omega
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Darth> I'm a European... confused

I can't bear this...
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(Someone better fill me in) smile

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amity75
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Your best friend could be a bear. Does he/she have a penchant for catching salmon with their bare paws? Do they scratch bark off trees? Are they big and brown and hairy? Be vigilant my friends and trust no-one.

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Bardock42
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Originally posted by The Omega
Darth> I'm a European...
I can't bear this...
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(Someone better fill me in)

Hehe..that reminds me of this family guy clip...which would perfectly fit the gun ownership debates we had earlier this year.

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:27 PM

Darth Jello
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yes, be vigilant. Are your friends hairy? do they have snouts and puffy tails? do they have funny ears on top of their heads? Do they resemble large, flat footed scrotums in bad lighting?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are consorting with bears.

Jun 8th, 2006 11:29 PM

Mr. Sandman
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I'm a bear. For reals. Colbert is prejudice against us bears!

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Darth Jello
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and I'm prejudice against comp USA for selling you Yogis claw accessable keyboards.

Jun 8th, 2006 11:34 PM

Darth Jello
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know your enemy-the common bear

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Darth Jello
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known bear sympathizers

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:47 PM

KharmaDog
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I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.

Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

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I was chased by a grizz once in the NWT. And I still think that bears are o.k.

Now racoons...that's a different story altogether.

I like Rocky Racoon...he once checked into his room...only to find gideons bible.....ever wondered who those "Gideons" are...never met one in person...hehe...allusions...hehe

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Jun 8th, 2006 11:59 PM