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Corran
Lucifer
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Location: Look out of your Window |
Marriage Sucks
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.
In any arguement with her I always give in. What's the use? It's just my word against thousands of hers!
Did you hear about the new all-woman delivery company. It's called UPMS.They deliver your package when they darn well feel like it!
My wife ran off with my best friend..I sure do miss him!
How many women does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
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Dexx
wingless
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Location: Bucharest, Romania |
hehe, u married?
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Aug 14th, 2002 07:10 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male
Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
Hey Bundy....  
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Aug 14th, 2002 07:30 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
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Aug 14th, 2002 07:31 PM |
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finti
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fooled the marriage demon.
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Aug 15th, 2002 05:52 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
You just didn't sign the paper, finti, you did just about everything else. 
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Aug 15th, 2002 11:08 AM |
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finti
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at least I can say I am not married, and that counts a lot 
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Aug 15th, 2002 11:14 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Is it as common for unmarried people to live together over there as it is over here, finti ?
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Aug 15th, 2002 01:08 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
I think it is everywhere in the West.
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Aug 15th, 2002 01:52 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
My parents have been married for 52 years. Amazing.
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Aug 15th, 2002 02:21 PM |
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finti
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Yes Gundy, the church are worried about all the couples living together without being married. The couples that live together have the same rights as married couples if they should split up. Used to be different rules for those but it aint anymore.
52 years, that is impressive. Makes you really belive in Love dont it.......
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Aug 15th, 2002 02:31 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Yes. They're still very much in love.
And my brother and sister and I have all been divorced.
Go figure.
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Aug 15th, 2002 02:33 PM |
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finti
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do you all cock? ...... 
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Aug 15th, 2002 02:49 PM |
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
My grandparents were married 50 years. It would have been 51 had my grandpa not died. 
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Aug 15th, 2002 03:57 PM |
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Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male
Location: Bucharest, Romania |
sorry to hear that man
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Aug 15th, 2002 04:06 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
finti - 
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Aug 15th, 2002 05:29 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Sounds sordid to me chap.
I'll be married for 2 years next month. Yay me!!
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Aug 15th, 2002 09:13 PM |
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finti
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Gender: Unspecified
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oh good job.
Me and Monika has been together for 7 years now, living together for 6
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Aug 15th, 2002 09:16 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Me and Mrs.Mech ,(Sorry Ush - Mrs.Mech and I  ), have been together for 7 years and living together for 4.
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