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 Flatulence forces plane to land.....

i ran across this a few minutes ago.....

http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?i...FD8LRB5701.html


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brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.

i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.

such a system could have also helped in this situation i think
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brings up the issue of poor...or rather NO air circulation on airplanes, which i think is just bullshit.

i read an article a couple of months ago that some european airline will have a small fleet of planes on which smoking is allowed. "OMG THATS SO UNHEATHY!!"
well, not really. you see, these planes will also have a ventilation system which takes in outside air and expells air as well. so, carbon monoxide aside, you're actually getting some percentage of fresh air, rather than breathing the same germ infested stale air you were breathing when you took off.

such a system could have also helped in this situation i think
It's basic common sense.


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Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script.


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Samuel L. Jackson starring in "Farts On A Plane", that would be a sweet sequel... I'm going to write the script.
Please don't. Sequals are only for things enjoyable, that way they can be ruined.


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if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps
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if anyone says the line involving "mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane" i will shoot out their kneecaps

"mother****ing farts on this mother****ing plane." big grin


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Worst outtake ever.


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 Re: Flatulence forces plane to land.....

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i ran across this a few minutes ago.....

http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?i...FD8LRB5701.html


That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?


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That must have been embarassing for the woman. I wonder how she was able to get back home?


Yes, it's one of those life mysteries... God, KFC's secret ingredient and now 'how the fart-lady made it back home'.


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 Flatulence forces plane to land.....

Jeez, imagine if she'd had diarrhea...then she would've had to blow up the plane to hide that holiday gift.


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This thread makes me laugh.
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This thread makes me laugh.


That's because "fart jokes" are always funny.


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pull my finger.


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