~Men always hear "the rules" from the women's side. Now here are the rules from the men's side. Please note...these are all numbered 1 on purpose.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Ask for what you want!!! Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answer to almost every question.
1. A headache that lats for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!
1. Check your oil! Please!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo did not need directions, and neither do we.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And, we have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)
1. I'm in shape. Round is a shape!
1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
~Thank you for reading this: Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Gender: Unspecified Location: In the deep recesses of your brain
Re: Listen up Ladies -- Here are the Mens Rules.
Here! Here!
__________________ - "We do not truly see light, we only see slower things lit by it, so that for us light is on the edge--the last thing we know before things become too swift for us."
Re: Re: Listen up Ladies -- Here are the Mens Rules.
LOL... you found a loophole.
No "nagging" is never really ok. But a little nagging to remind someone of a date is a lot more tolerable then a huge tantrum when you forgot an important occasion.
Gender: Female Location: Some where in the Poison Ivy
sounds like a load of sexist pig shit to me!
hey! wakey wakey! this is the 21st century and if I remember from my history classes at school, it was always the mens rules! BORING!
you should respect women, because it was a woman that gave birth to you and brought you up! so listen up the womens list is on the way very shortly!
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Oct 7th, 2002 08:12 PM
