I trim up all round, any other guys this metrosexual?
__________________ I call everyone "Kid" being in my 30's and posting everyday is cool!
Have you experienced problems falling asleep since taking your anti-psychotic medication?
I like it, it makes me appear to have extra length so it looks like I have about 9 inches!!!!!
__________________ I call everyone "Kid" being in my 30's and posting everyday is cool!
Have you experienced problems falling asleep since taking your anti-psychotic medication?
__________________ I call everyone "Kid" being in my 30's and posting everyday is cool!
Have you experienced problems falling asleep since taking your anti-psychotic medication?
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." Dr. Evil
I "clean up", but I've only shaved them once. I just couldn't get into scratching my balls all the time. I love my redneck brother, but I don't want to be just like him; ya know?
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I call everyone "Kid" being in my 30's and posting everyday is cool! 
Sep 17th, 2007 10:40 PM
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