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FistOfThe North
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Nebraska Senator Sues God

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297121,00.html

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters.

lol unbelieveable.

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What happens if he wins? eek!

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Considering that God more then likely won't appear in Court..

I'd say his chances are quite good.

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crazy.

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Yes, it's unbelievable because it's impossible. He's filing the suit just to demonstrate it's possible to file any suit you want (which is stupid), not to actually sue.

Plus, there was a Billy Connolly film about this sort of thing, pretty shit.

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Does God swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hielp Him Himself?

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who is gonna defend god?

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who is gonna defend god?

His good friend and attorney, Satan. laughing

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Sep 19th, 2007 03:51 PM

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Probably Jesus. He can do everything no expression

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Probably Jesus. He can do everything

But I wouldn't want Jesus to be my attorney. He would never doing anything underhanded and at the end, he would just crucify himself. laughing out loud

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Moving to the GDF as this is not about God as such, but about lawsuits considered to be frivolous and inappropriate.

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lol moved

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His good friend and attorney, Satan.

I would want him on my side as a lawyer, Jesus wouldn't stand a chance in the modern court system laughing

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Originally posted by FistOfThe North
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297121,00.html

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters.

lol unbelieveable.

The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?

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*court room*

Jesus: *soft voice while Heavenly choir plays in background* I intend to prove My Father is not guilty of these accu-

Lawyer Prosecuting God: Ladies and gentlment of the Jury! My client has conclusive evidence that this "God" has sought sexaul relations with several young boys.

Jesus: *soft but indignant voice* That's ludicrous. The Lord is in Heaven and...

Lawyer: *shouting* AND I've got several statements from him saying he supports raising taxes. YES! He wants to waste your good-earned money on some museum YOU will never visit.

Jesus: *spluttering with confusion* But the Father does not...

Lawyer: *shooting guns in the air* And you all know that Bin Laden fella? Who does he blow up towers for? Could it be...GOD?!?!

*Jury is now swarming to attack Jesus*

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FistOfThe North
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How about this one...

Hey, did you hear about that guy that sued God.? Yea, he died of unknown natural causes this morning moments after filing the suit. He seemed healthy but only God knows what happened.

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Originally posted by lord xyz
The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?

FOX news gave us away, so they'll pay.

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The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?

Really? Holy shiite. I thought that situation settled down with Iran concluding nuke tests in exchange for embargo lifts.

Not good.

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I would want him on my side as a lawyer, Jesus wouldn't stand a chance in the modern court system

Especially if he is up against Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino.

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