KillerMovies - Movies That Matter!

REGISTER HERE TO JOIN IN! - It's easy and it's free!
Home » Community » General Discussion Forum » Nebraska Senator Sues God

Nebraska Senator Sues God
Started by: FistOfThe North

Forum Jump:
Post New Thread    Post A Reply
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread
FistOfThe North
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States, Earth

Nebraska Senator Sues God

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297121,00.html

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters.



lol unbelieveable.


__________________
"The darkside, Sidious, is an illness no true Sith wishes to be cured of, my young apprentice .."

- Darth Plagueis

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:37 PM
FistOfThe North is currently offline Click here to Send FistOfThe North a Private Message Find more posts by FistOfThe North Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Gender: Male
Location: Southern Oregon, Looking at you.

What happens if he wins? eek! laughing


__________________

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:38 PM
Shakyamunison is currently offline Click here to Send Shakyamunison a Private Message Find more posts by Shakyamunison Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Final Blaxican
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: The epitome of my evolution.

Account Restricted

Considering that God more then likely won't appear in Court..

I'd say his chances are quite good.


__________________


Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:39 PM
Final Blaxican is currently offline Click here to Send Final Blaxican a Private Message Find more posts by Final Blaxican Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Jaeh
Possibly here.

Gender: Female
Location: May or may not be somewhere else.

crazy.


__________________

HIS force be with you.

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:40 PM
Jaeh is currently offline Click here to Send Jaeh a Private Message Find more posts by Jaeh Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
chillmeistergen
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom

Account Restricted

Yes, it's unbelievable because it's impossible. He's filing the suit just to demonstrate it's possible to file any suit you want (which is stupid), not to actually sue.

Plus, there was a Billy Connolly film about this sort of thing, pretty shit.


__________________

"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." - Holden Caulfield

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:42 PM
chillmeistergen is currently offline Click here to Send chillmeistergen a Private Message Find more posts by chillmeistergen Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Shin_Nikkolas
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

Account Restricted

Does God swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so hielp Him Himself?


__________________
"No, when Luke uses anger he turns into Stevie Wonder at batting practice."

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:42 PM
Shin_Nikkolas is currently offline Click here to Send Shin_Nikkolas a Private Message Find more posts by Shin_Nikkolas Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
anaconda
Jukebox

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Ukiah

who is gonna defend god?


__________________
Lord save me from your followers

never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level and beat you by experience

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:49 PM
anaconda is currently offline Click here to Send anaconda a Private Message Find more posts by anaconda Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Gender: Male
Location: Southern Oregon, Looking at you.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by anaconda
who is gonna defend god?


His good friend and attorney, Satan. laughing


__________________

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:51 PM
Shakyamunison is currently offline Click here to Send Shakyamunison a Private Message Find more posts by Shakyamunison Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Final Blaxican
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: The epitome of my evolution.

Account Restricted

Probably Jesus. He can do everything no expression


__________________


Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:52 PM
Final Blaxican is currently offline Click here to Send Final Blaxican a Private Message Find more posts by Final Blaxican Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Gender: Male
Location: Southern Oregon, Looking at you.

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Probably Jesus. He can do everything no expression


But I wouldn't want Jesus to be my attorney. He would never doing anything underhanded and at the end, he would just crucify himself. laughing out loud


__________________

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:54 PM
Shakyamunison is currently offline Click here to Send Shakyamunison a Private Message Find more posts by Shakyamunison Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Storm
Blue belt BJJ

Gender: Female
Location:

Moderator

Moving to the GDF as this is not about God as such, but about lawsuits considered to be frivolous and inappropriate.


__________________



I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough.
Make poverty history.
Stop aids, keep the promise.

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 03:57 PM
Storm is currently offline Click here to Send Storm a Private Message Find more posts by Storm Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
The Grey Fox
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Unspecified Purpose: Unspecified

Account Restricted

lol moved


__________________


Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:00 PM
The Grey Fox is currently offline Click here to Send The Grey Fox a Private Message Find more posts by The Grey Fox Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"

Gender: Unspecified
Location: One for the other hand

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
His good friend and attorney, Satan. laughing
I would want him on my side as a lawyer, Jesus wouldn't stand a chance in the modern court system laughing


__________________

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:11 PM
Da Pittman is currently offline Click here to Send Da Pittman a Private Message Find more posts by Da Pittman Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
It's xyz!
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: Made you look

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by FistOfThe North
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297121,00.html

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters.



lol unbelieveable.
The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?


__________________

Bulbasaur, the original... Pepe.

Last edited by Raz on Jan 1st 2000 at 00:00AM

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:14 PM
It's xyz! is currently offline Click here to Send It's xyz! a Private Message Find more posts by It's xyz! Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Shin_Nikkolas
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

Account Restricted

*court room*

Jesus: *soft voice while Heavenly choir plays in background* I intend to prove My Father is not guilty of these accu-

Lawyer Prosecuting God: Ladies and gentlment of the Jury! My client has conclusive evidence that this "God" has sought sexaul relations with several young boys.

Jesus: *soft but indignant voice* That's ludicrous. The Lord is in Heaven and...

Lawyer: *shouting* AND I've got several statements from him saying he supports raising taxes. YES! He wants to waste your good-earned money on some museum YOU will never visit.

Jesus: *spluttering with confusion* But the Father does not...

Lawyer: *shooting guns in the air* And you all know that Bin Laden fella? Who does he blow up towers for? Could it be...GOD?!?!

*Jury is now swarming to attack Jesus*


__________________
"No, when Luke uses anger he turns into Stevie Wonder at batting practice."

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:18 PM
Shin_Nikkolas is currently offline Click here to Send Shin_Nikkolas a Private Message Find more posts by Shin_Nikkolas Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
FistOfThe North
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States, Earth

How about this one...

Hey, did you hear about that guy that sued God.? Yea, he died of unknown natural causes this morning moments after filing the suit. He seemed healthy but only God knows what happened.


__________________
"The darkside, Sidious, is an illness no true Sith wishes to be cured of, my young apprentice .."

- Darth Plagueis

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:25 PM
FistOfThe North is currently offline Click here to Send FistOfThe North a Private Message Find more posts by FistOfThe North Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
The Grey Fox
Restricted

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Unspecified Purpose: Unspecified

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?


FOX news gave us away, so they'll pay.


__________________


Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:27 PM
The Grey Fox is currently offline Click here to Send The Grey Fox a Private Message Find more posts by The Grey Fox Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
FistOfThe North
Senior Member

Gender: Male
Location: United States, Earth

quote: (post)
Originally posted by lord xyz
The US might be at war with Iran, so FOX broadcasts this?


Really? Holy shiite. I thought that situation settled down with Iran concluding nuke tests in exchange for embargo lifts.

Not good.


__________________
"The darkside, Sidious, is an illness no true Sith wishes to be cured of, my young apprentice .."

- Darth Plagueis

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:31 PM
FistOfThe North is currently offline Click here to Send FistOfThe North a Private Message Find more posts by FistOfThe North Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Rogue Jedi
Restricted

Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage

Account Restricted

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Da Pittman
I would want him on my side as a lawyer, Jesus wouldn't stand a chance in the modern court system laughing
Especially if he is up against Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino.


__________________

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 04:36 PM
Rogue Jedi is currently offline Click here to Send Rogue Jedi a Private Message Find more posts by Rogue Jedi Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
Bicnarok
From Ganymede

Gender: Male
Location: Cydonia, Mars

What a waste of time suing God. He made everything and IS the lawsmile

its like trying to arrest Judge Dredd

Old Post Sep 19th, 2007 06:31 PM
Bicnarok is currently offline Click here to Send Bicnarok a Private Message Find more posts by Bicnarok Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote Quick Quote
All times are UTC. The time now is 09:59 PM.
Pages (2): [1] 2 »   Last Thread   Next Thread

Home » Community » General Discussion Forum » Nebraska Senator Sues God

Email this Page
Subscribe to this Thread
   Post New Thread  Post A Reply

Forum Jump:
Search by user:
 

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON

Text-only version
 

< - KillerMovies.com - Forum Archive - Forum Rules >


© Copyright 2000-2006, KillerMovies.com. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by: vBulletin, copyright ©2000-2006, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.