What would the Founding Fathers think of America today?
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What would the Founding Fathers think of America today?
If they could somehow travel forward in time, what would they think of America today? (this could vary between each of the Founders)
(please be serious in voting and not automatically say bad stuff just for the sake of doing so)
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:24 PM
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Re: What would the Founding Fathers think of America today?
Freed blacks! Jews! Women having equal rights! They would all die from a massive coronary.
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:28 PM
dadudemon
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They would shit themselves to see how bloated and completely the opposite of what they intended the government to be.
They had in mind an efficient, small, regulatory government. We have an overly bloated, inefficient, "meddling in all your business" government.
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:34 PM
WanderingDroid
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Benjamin Franklin:
"How can you men and women allied yourselves with the Tyrant King George?!"
George Washington:
"I'm not crossing the Delaware again..."
John Adams:
"What is this, someone build a baseball stadium in Boston?"
Thomas Jefferson:
"Goodness! These BangBros websites have lots of beautiful negro women!"
John Jay:
"YOU LET THE CATHOLICS DO WHAT?!"
James Madison:
"I don't care if you people love the British! I want them DEAD! ALL OF THEM!"
Alexander Hamilton:
"How did the French came to hate you guys?! They loved us for kickin the British and Germans in the ass!"
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:45 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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The shock of seeing our magic would kill them.
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:53 PM
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John Hancock might get pissed off everyone's making fun of his signature.
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Feb 1st, 2010 11:57 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
John Hancock might get pissed off everyone's making fun of his signature.
Na, said he's cool with it, finds the attention flattering.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 12:10 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Na, said he's cool with it, finds the attention flattering.
I see you're good at talking to the dead.
Maybe get John Edward out of business.
Just an idea.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 12:19 AM
BruceSkywalker
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they'd be happy to know hollywood hasn't made a movie yet about them
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Feb 2nd, 2010 01:12 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the oval office? What's a blowjob?
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Feb 2nd, 2010 01:21 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the oval office? What's a blowjob?
Back then it was known as a "below job".
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Feb 2nd, 2010 01:26 AM
King Kandy
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They banned hemp? What?
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Feb 2nd, 2010 02:03 AM
Mindset
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The President is what?!
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Feb 2nd, 2010 03:09 AM
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The President is what?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Feb 2nd, 2010 03:11 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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I imagine they would be surprised that America is as big as it is.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 03:13 AM
King Kandy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I imagine they would be surprised that America is as big as it is.
I don't think so. I think plenty (esp Jefferson) envisioned it taking in the whole continent.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 03:20 AM
Symmetric Chaos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
I don't think so. I think plenty (esp Jefferson) envisioned it taking in the whole continent.
That's what they wanted, sure, but with so many established powers competing I sort of doubt they thought they would get the whole thing.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 03:25 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
the whole thing.
cough cough
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Feb 2nd, 2010 04:12 AM
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Feb 2nd, 2010 04:18 AM
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quote: (post ) Canada; the 51st state.
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Feb 2nd, 2010 05:00 AM
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