SO lets say your at home eating a bag of chips watching porn,playing video Games or watching a Movie.
when suddenly the T.V. is turned off and you hear a voice. This voice claims to be the one voice the Alpha and the Omega.
he/she/it Tells you, that you must obey his/her/its word that it is Law and what he/she/it tells you is for the good of mankind and yourself.
1. you must become a leader of the people and help them change the world both personally and politically. you must run for office. governor/mayor/president
2. you must build a technological Arks using, world libraries, seed storage vaults and animal farms inside a mountain that can survive earthquakes various weather anomalies and even a meteor or asteroid.
3. you must bring a friend, family, loved celebrity or political figure to court to stand trial for a crime he may or may not have committed where the ultimate punishment will be death..... where you will ultimately be responsible for administering as the executioner.
4. you must abandon all your money, friends, career and preach the word of the supreme being in a new message not yet heard but the fundamental love is still their... you will argue socialism...world medicare...removal of corrupt politicians and the fall of current government. IRS will harass you possibly arrest you for tax evasion.
risk Police arresting you for incitement and not having permits to hold rallies and possibly rioting...
what do you do? do you tell him/her/it no? tell the it your busy? you have free will?
well going by the bible most of the people who did all the badass things were just regular people... noah was just some farmer with a bunch of kids, moses was wandering the desert half out of his mind with no money, most of the apostles were workers fishermen and the like apparently if god wants you to do something youll just get the power to do it.
Call 911 and tell them I either have a TBI or a tumor.
__________________ Land of the free, home of the brave...
Do you think we will ever be saved?
In this land of dreams find myself sober...
Wonder when will it'll all be over...
Living in a void when the void grows colder...
Wonder when it'll all be over?
Will you be laughing when it's over?
Arnold: its not a tumor.....Quote from kindergarten cop..
i'm confused.. what about the three sons?
@ a mod can this be added to my list pls?
5. I should have added that you are told to study mathematics and advance physics... eventually mastering it enough to help build a cold fusion reactor however long it takes you to understand and build a formula blueprint.... yrs, decades... all to improve mankind but also to shut down certain corporations
I'd check myself into a hospital. If they confirmed I didn't have brain damage or some sort of drugs in my system then I would start considering that God might given me a mission.
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Graffiti outside Latin class.
Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A juvenal prank.
I wouldn't being doing any of the items you listed. It is far more likely that I would get the message while asleep, at work, at school, or while driving. I do all of those far more often than any of the items originally listed. (Edit - Pronz, excluded, obviously. lol!)
That said, it wouldn't happen quie like that, either.
Also...
If the Lord said I need to run for president, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that?" I'd start campaigning. If the Lord said that I needed to cure HIV, I wouldn't ask, "how am I supposed to do that without a graduate level education of microbiology/immunology?" I'd bust open a book. If the Lord asked me to invent cold fusion, I wouldn't ask, "where am I going to get this knowledge." I'd finish by general physics degree, then go to graduate school for nuclear/particle physics.
Finally, and this is my favorite, if the Lord asked me to move a mountain, I wouldn't ask, "Can I have the Jedi Moses Red Sea moving powers?" I'd get a shovel and start digging.
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Feb 11th, 2010 06:14 AM
apparently.
