Omega Vision
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If you could steal 5 voices...
Five different voices from any person on Earth living or dead. You could then use those voices at will for any situation that called for it.
My five:
Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women
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Jul 29th, 2010 10:57 PM
Grand-Moff-Gav
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Christopher Lee for everything...or and Palpatine's actually.
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Jul 29th, 2010 11:09 PM
Mindship
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women
William Shatner as Kirk for seducing women.
Jack Black for snarkiness.
Javier Bardem as Chigurh for making threats.
Richard Burton for toasts and whatnot.
Not sure about singing: torn between Till Lindemann of Rammstein, and Neil Diamond.
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Jul 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Robtard
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Re: If you could steal 5 voices...
Patrick Stewart (borrowed, good one): for giving toasts and public speeches
George Michael: for singing
Christopher Walken: for making threats
Christopher Walken: for making snarky remarks
Captian Kirk(borrowed, good one): for seducing women
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Jul 29th, 2010 11:55 PM
Impediment
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Barney Fife: For sex with the wife.
Peter Griffin: For public speeches.
Kevin Conroy: Because he's the effing Batman.
Joe Pesci: Because he has an awesome voice.
James Earl Jones: Dark Lord of the Sith would be cool for terrorist threats.
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Jul 30th, 2010 12:06 AM
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Re: If you could steal 5 voices...
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Jul 30th, 2010 12:12 AM
Robtard
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Imp,
Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.
P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.
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Jul 30th, 2010 12:12 AM
Impediment
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Imp,
Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.
P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.
You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.
That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.
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Jul 30th, 2010 12:35 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.
That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.
Heehee
Haahaa.
PS, send pics.
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Jul 30th, 2010 04:15 AM
tsilamini
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heh
nobody said vincent price
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Jul 30th, 2010 04:22 AM
tsilamini
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jeez, or casey kasem
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Jul 30th, 2010 04:23 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
jeez, or casey kasem
Or the most epic voice ever. Don LaFontaine!
This is what I choose; since I was first, I win the ****ing internets!
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Jul 30th, 2010 04:30 AM
marwash22
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Morgan Freeman - books on tape or nav system
Sam Elliot - intimidation
Clancy Brown - public speaking events
Patrick Warburton - voicemail message
Christopher Heyerdahl (Using his Alistair voice from "Supernatural") - scaring the crap outta my nieces and nephews
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Jul 30th, 2010 05:08 AM
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Christopher Walken; For Christopher Walken impressions
Peter Cullen; It's Optimus Prime, man, who doesnt want to sound like, Prime?
Sandra Bullock; So i could talk dirty to myself, whilst i masturbate
Bobcat Goldthwait; So i could annoy people
James Hetfield; So i could sing like him while i play guitar hero Metallica
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Jul 30th, 2010 06:06 AM
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Isaiah Mustafa.
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Jul 30th, 2010 10:10 AM
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Hitler: for making speeches (his were definitely effective)
One of the guys that do the action film trailer voice overs: just cos they're cool as fu(k.
Vin Diesel: Again just cos it's a damn cool voice.
Sean Connery: For seducing the ladies. (although it's close enough already)
Joe Pascuale or Lee Evans to irritate people.
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Jul 30th, 2010 11:51 AM
ADarksideJedi
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I argee Joe Pascuale even if I am a girl and have a NJ accent that sounds almost like him it would be nice to make people scared of me!I also would not mind Alica Keys voice for singing.
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Jul 30th, 2010 02:50 PM
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Jul 30th, 2010 04:12 PM
Bouboumaster
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Freddy Mercury
Patrick Stewart
Barry White
Samuel L. Jackson
William Shatner
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Jul 30th, 2010 09:32 PM
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Morgan Freeman, for all the inevitable voiceover and narration work I'd be getting in Hollywood.
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Jul 30th, 2010 09:46 PM
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