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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah

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Location: In Norway .. God damitt

Tongue answering machine

I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.

Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.

Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...

So leave a message when you hear the tone.

I'll call you back someday...
Happy Dance


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Hello?....Mujaffa?....Where are you and when you coming back?? laughing out loud

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Mujaffa
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what??i'm here.. and i'll always be back


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Excellent man excellent!

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Mujaffa
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thank you


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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah

Gender: Male
Location: In Norway .. God damitt

Thank you for calling 217-2962. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.


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Julie
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Location: New Jersey

Yes I'd like to order a one toping pizza....whoops wrong number


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mechmoggy
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Location: Changing nappies

I hate talking on answering machines so I never do.

I also don't like having them so I haven't got one on my phone at work, home and I haven't even got the divert set on my mobile either. My theory is, if they want to speak to me that badly they'll try again.


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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood

Gender: Female
Location: in a double decker bus...

I have singing answerphones on my mobile....


Backstreet boys... I'll never answer the phone, I'll never answer the phone, Leave a message after the tone, and I'll never get round to calling you back...

Beatles... All you need is love... lalalala... all you need is love... lalalala... all you need is loove.... A life is all I need....


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Dexx
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Location: Bucharest, Romania

i have an answering machine...unfortunatley it's right in my room...so it's turned off most of the time. I'd hate this gadget as a working one.

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Mujaffa
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Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.


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mechmoggy
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My old mate had a message that went...

"Hello....................................................................Oh, I'm sorry I'm not actually in".

You'd be half way through a sentace when you realised.


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Hilarious!

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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah

Gender: Male
Location: In Norway .. God damitt

(Star Trek theme in the backgroundsmile

(Voice 1smile Room 17, the final frontier.

(Voice 2smile These are the messages of Chad's answering machine. Its two semester mission: To seek out your name and your telephone number.

(Voice 3smile To boldly inform you to wait for the tone.


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Funny stuff! I can't stop laughing!

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PadmeSkywalker
The Next Natalie Portman

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Location: Maryland, USA

my answer machine says....

Hi you've reached Susan, or Padme, however you know me. If you are calling in regards to my recent break-up, please hang up......now.


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Sounds like you got a lot of guys wanting to ask you out Padme!

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PadmeSkywalker
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I have a stalker right now actually


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mechmoggy
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Ooooh PS, that really sucks. sad

What can we do to cheer you up?

I have some amusing naked pictures of Corran that we took while he was drunk. Want me to post them? Eh? eh?


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I think that would be in bad taste,mech.

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