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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
answering machine
I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.
Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day.
Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day...
So leave a message when you hear the tone.
I'll call you back someday...

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May 3rd, 2003 04:18 PM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
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Hello?....Mujaffa?....Where are you and when you coming back?? 
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May 3rd, 2003 07:41 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
what??i'm here.. and i'll always be back
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May 3rd, 2003 07:43 PM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
 Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA) Account Restricted |
Excellent man excellent!
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May 3rd, 2003 08:05 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
thank you
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May 3rd, 2003 08:15 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
Thank you for calling 217-2962. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 on your touch tone phone now. All of this button pushing doesn't do anything, but it is a good way to work off anger, and it makes us feel like we have a big time phone system.
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May 3rd, 2003 08:17 PM |
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Julie
The Student
 Gender: Female Location: New Jersey |
Yes I'd like to order a one toping pizza....whoops wrong number
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May 4th, 2003 04:11 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
I hate talking on answering machines so I never do.
I also don't like having them so I haven't got one on my phone at work, home and I haven't even got the divert set on my mobile either. My theory is, if they want to speak to me that badly they'll try again.
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May 4th, 2003 12:49 PM |
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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
 Gender: Female Location: in a double decker bus... |
I have singing answerphones on my mobile....
Backstreet boys... I'll never answer the phone, I'll never answer the phone, Leave a message after the tone, and I'll never get round to calling you back...
Beatles... All you need is love... lalalala... all you need is love... lalalala... all you need is loove.... A life is all I need....
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May 4th, 2003 08:15 PM |
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Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male Location: Bucharest, Romania |
i have an answering machine...unfortunatley it's right in my room...so it's turned off most of the time. I'd hate this gadget as a working one.
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May 4th, 2003 08:17 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
 Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.
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May 4th, 2003 08:36 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
My old mate had a message that went...
"Hello....................................................................Oh, I'm sorry I'm not actually in".
You'd be half way through a sentace when you realised.
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May 4th, 2003 08:53 PM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
 Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA) Account Restricted |
Hilarious!
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May 5th, 2003 01:43 AM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
 Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA) Account Restricted |
Funny stuff! I can't stop laughing!
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May 5th, 2003 09:11 PM |
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PadmeSkywalker
The Next Natalie Portman
 Gender: Unspecified Location: Maryland, USA |
my answer machine says....
Hi you've reached Susan, or Padme, however you know me. If you are calling in regards to my recent break-up, please hang up......now.
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May 5th, 2003 09:12 PM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
 Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA) Account Restricted |
Sounds like you got a lot of guys wanting to ask you out Padme!
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May 5th, 2003 09:13 PM |
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PadmeSkywalker
The Next Natalie Portman
 Gender: Unspecified Location: Maryland, USA |
I have a stalker right now actually
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"So this is how Democracy dies...with thunderous applause."
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May 5th, 2003 09:14 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
Ooooh PS, that really sucks. 
What can we do to cheer you up?
I have some amusing naked pictures of Corran that we took while he was drunk. Want me to post them? Eh? eh?
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May 5th, 2003 09:14 PM |
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GordonSkywalker
The Watcher
 Gender: Unspecified Location: (USA) Account Restricted |
I think that would be in bad taste,mech.
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May 5th, 2003 09:16 PM |
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