Ricky Gervais hosted the golden globes last night.
His monologue roasted celebrities. And I don't mean in the normal ways, I mean "you would work for ISIS if they had a streaming service" type shit.
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“Our next presenter starred in Netflix’s Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they don’t see a thing – sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein.”
giggle
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He joked: 'Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end, his date was too old for him.'
Amid laughter from the star-studded audience, Gervais added: 'Even Prince Andrew is like, ''come on Leo mate, you're nearly 50, son''.'
"If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a political platform to make a political speech,” he warned. “You're in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg..."
Good stuff.
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Speaking of Greta I will give some props to Joaquin Phoenix. Apparently he dinged the celebs for whining about climate change while flying in private jets, etc.
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Slow down there, clown shoes. It's past 4:30am here, and I was about to go to bed until I saw you post a link. I did watch it, and it was funny. Nothing to get worked up about though. I'm surprised Tom Hanks looked as unamused as he did, but then again, he's veered away from comedy in his later years.
Prior to the awards Tim Allen(who presented an award) was asked which award he was presenting. His response? "Best human with a prostate".
LOL(he was presenting best actor)
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He also made a joke about how he cancelled the in memoriam because there were too many people on it and it wasn't diverse enough.
It's one of those things where part of the humor is that you could totally see progressives doing that.
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I can't tell if you're serious. I don't watch award shows, either. It's boring self-back-patting where friends and family give out awards to friends and family.
"But you all look lovely all dolled up. You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. No, shush. It’s her daughter I feel sorry for. OK? That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her. And her dad was in Wild Hogs."
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