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BackFire
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Fav simpsons episode and quote
well, this is for all the simpsons fans out there.... id have to say my favorite episode of all time is "the babysitter and the beast" as i thin kits called. where the babysitter claims homer sexually hurrased her by grabbing her ass. (he actually was pulling off a gummi candy off her bum after it got stuck) has some of the classic jokes, including the interview with homer where we see the clock hands jerking around from the horribly obvious editing to twists homers words. and the made for tv movie "homer, portrait of an ass grabber" and of course the gentle ben gag, the bear with its own talk show, who goes heywire and attacks the security gaurds and then get tranquilized and falls into the audience. classic episode that ive seen dozens of time and still makes me laugh to tears...
my favorite quote is from when they had a guest star on the dick van dyke show.... and he said
"wheres cledis?
"i killed him"
"you...what!?"
"now im goin down to emits fix it shop......to fix emit" *pulls out gun and walks out of the office with the theme song playing...
anyways, how abou tyou?
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Jun 23rd, 2003 08:12 AM |
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I think my favorite is where HOmer and MArge try and revitalise their sex lives and Homer ends up landing naked on the glass roof of the church...
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Jun 23rd, 2003 08:34 AM |
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yerssot
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I have really no idea, I like a lot of episodes and a lot of gags 
though, one I remember at this very instant is the one where Burns is in a tank, ready to shoot the simpsons home (because homers mom is a 'terrorist')
"I've been waiting very long for this ..."
*inserts tape, classic music plays (can't remember the name)*
*suddenly "Waterloo" starts to play*
-"I'm sorry sir, it seems I taped something over it"
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:18 AM |
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chico
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I always liked the one with the guys from x-files. Great episode with alot of great quotes.
Homer: "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. Thats for daddies and kids with fake ID's."
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:47 AM |
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BackFire
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ah yeah, that is a good one chico, when muldar pulls out his id and its him in a speedo.... and moe carrying around the killer whale. classic
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:49 AM |
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chico
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There was another scene I just thought of, but I'll have to get the exact wording and post it. Its a scene where Moe is getting questioned on a lie detector. Its classic!
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:51 AM |
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Fire
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well the classic music is the 5th symphony from beethoven if I remember it well enough
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:51 AM |
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chico
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yeah that x-files episode has the quack doctor ("hello everybody") he is so funny.
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:53 AM |
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yerssot
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that lie-dector ...
that was about him going out with a hot date ... apperently it was sitting home with the sears catalogue
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:58 AM |
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chico
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I should probably have posted all this stuff at once so sorry in advance, but Backfire got me thinking about episodes and a new one comes to me when I think I'm done. I really like the episode where George Bush Sr. moved next door 
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Jun 23rd, 2003 09:59 AM |
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chico
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right yerssot. I wish I knew it by heart.
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:00 AM |
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yerssot
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well, I also know how it goes, not the exact wording 
and homer!
when they give the explanation then they ask:
"Do you understand?"
-"Yes."
Detector explodes
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:01 AM |
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ISnt it, 'I better go as I have a hot date tonight, a date tonight, a dinner with a friend, a dinner alone, a TV dinner, looking at the girlies in the Secrets catalogue, Sears catalogue, will someone unhook me from this machine??!?'
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:03 AM |
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chico
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ok I got it its from the "who shot mr. burns" episode
Detective 'Do yu have a grudge against Montgomary Burns?'
Moe 'No'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Alright maybe I did but I didn't shoot him'
Lie detector dings
Detective 'Checks out, ok sir your free to go'
Moe 'Good because I got a hot date tonight'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Dinner with friends'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Dinner alone'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'Watching tv alone'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe 'ALRIGHT!! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalogue'
Lie detector buzzes
Moe '......Sears catalogue'
Lie detector dings
Moe 'Now would you unhook this thing already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment'
Lie detector buzzes
too funny!
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Last edited by chico on Jun 23rd, 2003 at 10:11 AM
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:07 AM |
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yerssot
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yeah, think you're right scoundrel good memory
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:07 AM |
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Kostabot
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"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... Purple"
Said by Homer in the episode where he saves the plant from meltdown.
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:16 AM |
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Scoundrel
Thane Zereil
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yay, my memory has improved..either that or too much TV...
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:51 AM |
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yerssot
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too much tv 
"Get all the milage you get, then fold it up and push it through the mailslide"
and he's talking about a car here
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Jun 23rd, 2003 10:55 AM |
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Magee
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LOL!!...My favourate episode is the one where hoer gets hipnotized and cant stop screaming all the way home and god its just hillarious. No favourate quote though
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Jun 23rd, 2003 03:21 PM |
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chico
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Homer 'Moe I need your advice'
Moe 'Yeah?'
Homer 'See I got this friend Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo'
Moe 'Thats the worst name I ever heard'
Chair squeaks and man runs from bar crying
Barney 'Hey Joey Joe Joe'
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