Never before has a case of the crabs been this deadly. Alot of it's diehards will claim that is incredibly original, when in fact it is nothing more than Eli Roth proving himself to be the Quentin Tarantino of Horror movies.
What make it so stupid is the cliched premises, the extremely bad acting, and some instances of absolutely ridiculous, and borderline racist humor.
2. "House of the Dead"
Well, the movie has nothing to do with the video game, other than a few bumpers w/ game screen caps.
Throw in some really pointless bullet time kung fu aerials, a ton of bad actors, worse make up, and a really bad story line ( a rave on an island? "Scooby Doo", anyone?) and you get "House of the Dead."
3. "Taking Lives"
"Taking Lives" explores the seedy underworld of IDENTITY THEFT! OH MY GOD! NOT IDENTITY THEFT! WHAT AN INTRIGUING AND SUSPENSEFUL PREMISE!
Follow Angelina Jolie screw and shoot her way through this feeble attempt to stop her stardom from fleeting as she tracks a serial killer/identity swiper that is crystal clear to everyone in the theatre from the beginning. Tack on a homosexual Keifer Sutherland for good measure, and you'll see how rampant stupid runs in this waste of celluloid.
4. Bubba Ho Tep.
This is a good example of what happens when directors try to MAKE a cult classic goes horribly awry, IMO.
So, you've got Elvis and a black JFK in a retirement home. Sounds funny, right? Leave it to a really bad Elvis impersonation, REALLY BAD makeup applique, tired phallic jokes, unfunny sexual innuendos, and a really bad climax that didn't make any sense to ruin the whole damn thing.
5. UHF
Yep, it's stupid as hell and it's one of my all time favorite movies.
okay, i dont know about u, but im starting to really HATE 'lord of the rings', 'harry potter', and other childish movies in which elves and and magical fairies are involved. Okay, let's face it, the movies are cool because of the computer animations and stuff, but the stories are for the little ones. I can't understand why a lot of (older) ppl like this s**t. They were originally written for small children.
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and y is underworld so bad you give no bases to your opinion. i personally loved underworld becuase it was a same old were-wolf vamp movie but with a nice new never done before script with a nice twist of good guy bad guy at the end. i think it was a 4/5 for me. while this BoBBa hot tep was exactly how CD said it unfunny, bad actors, and the worst script ever. this thing had no potential at all. but once again thats just my thought on the matter.
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The dumbest movies you've ever seen
Aug 22nd, 2004 08:35 PM
I really loved Underworld.
