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If Tolkien was American,
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eezy45
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If Tolkien was American,

Okay, I thought of this one laughing

Please forgive me, proud yanks.

So I'll just begin with them big grin

1. The readers would have got introduced to "Samwize Gamgee".


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2. Only one race would have survived the war, of course the men from Gondor. The White Men who came over the sea roll eyes (sarcastic)


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3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.


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quote:
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3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.


that's happening anyway roll eyes (sarcastic)
keep on topic


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4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"

Just a thought big grin

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laughing nice one, really nice one big grin


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quote:
Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"

Just a thought big grin



....now THAT is a good one. lol!!


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5. Only 10 years after Aragorn brought the peace to middle earth,
Gondor would start another war just for fun.


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lol this is fun to read lol.

6. Aragorn would have an affair with Eowyn


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7)Sam would be obease!!!!


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Im tolkien was american maybe Gondor and Rohan would have put up a better fight...considering they are british and all and we all know the brits arent exactly the cream of the crop


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Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?

Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.


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8.) MTV would shoot a season of "the REAL world" in Middle Earth.

am I getting it?


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quote:
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Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?

Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.


HAHAHAH!!! laughing


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There would have been a Burger King in The Gap of Rohan.

Also, Hobbits would be used for the big peoples amusement, much like Midgets are today.


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9) The Orcs probably wouldn’t have a British accent roll eyes (sarcastic)

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10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains

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quote:
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10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains


STARBUCKS!!eek!


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