eezy45
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If Tolkien was American,
Okay, I thought of this one
Please forgive me, proud yanks.
So I'll just begin with them
1. The readers would have got introduced to "Samwize Gamgee".
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Aug 26th, 2004 10:44 PM
eezy45
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2. Only one race would have survived the war, of course the men from Gondor. The White Men who came over the sea
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Aug 26th, 2004 10:46 PM
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3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.
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Aug 26th, 2004 11:07 PM
eezy45
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quote: Originally posted by Kitoky
3. The great Fingolfin will be nicknamed "Spike" - according to a false elvish generator.
that's happening anyway
keep on topic
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Aug 26th, 2004 11:50 PM
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4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"
Just a thought
Aug 26th, 2004 11:59 PM
eezy45
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nice one, really nice one
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Aug 27th, 2004 12:01 AM
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quote: Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
4) After Gondor suffered their first defeat from Mordor, they would immediately invade Lórien, instead of taking on the scattered Orcs, in search of "weapons of mass distruction"
Just a thought
....now THAT is a good one. lol!!
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Aug 27th, 2004 12:03 AM
eezy45
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5. Only 10 years after Aragorn brought the peace to middle earth,
Gondor would start another war just for fun.
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Aug 30th, 2004 03:21 PM
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lol this is fun to read lol.
6. Aragorn would have an affair with Eowyn
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Aug 30th, 2004 06:37 PM
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lol.....
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aniron
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7)Sam would be obease!!!!
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Aug 30th, 2004 07:07 PM
KidRock
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Im tolkien was american maybe Gondor and Rohan would have put up a better fight...considering they are british and all and we all know the brits arent exactly the cream of the crop
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Aug 30th, 2004 07:43 PM
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Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?
Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.
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Aug 30th, 2004 07:46 PM
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8.) MTV would shoot a season of "the REAL world" in Middle Earth.
am I getting it?
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Aug 30th, 2004 07:55 PM
eezy45
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quote: Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Wy because we dont shoot until we are shot at?
Unlike americans, us Brittish dont think guns are an extention of the arm.
HAHAHAH!!!
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Aug 30th, 2004 08:21 PM
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There would have been a Burger King in The Gap of Rohan.
Also, Hobbits would be used for the big peoples amusement, much like Midgets are today.
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Aug 30th, 2004 09:47 PM
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9) The Orcs probably wouldn’t have a British accent
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Sep 1st, 2004 01:02 AM
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10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains
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quote: Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
10) The Misty Mountains would have been called the Starbucks Mountains
STARBUCKS!!
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