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why yoda was is retarded?
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jar jar binks
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why yoda was is retarded?

he doesn't take palpatine by surprise! he walks in slowly and starts talking during the fight!

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dgeniu
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And how, pray tell, can one take a Sith Lord by surprise?? And he doesn`t carry out a conversation, it`s just a few words at the begining.

e.g. 'At an end your rule is and not short enough it was!'

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Palpatine could sense his presence. No surprises there.


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Re: why yoda was is retarded?

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Originally posted by jar jar binks
why yoda was is retarded?


Perhaps because he was is be related to you?


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Re: Re: why yoda was is retarded?

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Perhaps because he was is be related to you?


laughing out loud


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jar jar binks
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yes, but he says something like " i ve heared a new apprentice you have emperor, or should i call you Darth Sidiuse", and palpatine says " master yoda , you survived", yoda "surprised?"--dont you think thats a bit too long?! ( i mean for a battle which will dicede the fate of the galaxy).

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jar jar binks
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Re: Re: Re: why yoda is retarded?

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Originally posted by matreid
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no, he IS NOT related to me. but in this film he IS stupid.

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dgeniu
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Oh, so you would have liked something like this:

Yoda: Sidious!
Palps: Yoda!
*and then they leap madly towards each other in a wirlwind of kicks and fist blows*
Palps:Man, what are we doing? We should use our light...
Yodasadslaps Palps) Shush!!
*and then they duel*

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jar jar binks
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we just have different views on combat, i guess.

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jar jar binks
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remember yoda in EMPIRE? he was WISE.but now GL made him look stupid. ( but maybe i am just a stupid russian programmer who doesnt get itsmile)

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Perhaps.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by jar jar binks
remember yoda in EMPIRE? he was WISE.but now GL made him look stupid.


K... so you think the 'younger' Yoda is stupid...
Your reasons bring forth and understand you, we will!

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Re: Re: Re: Re: why yoda is retarded?

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no, he IS NOT related to me. but in this film he IS stupid.


Someone apparently IS NOT familiar with the art of good storytelling.


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Apparently.


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Re: why yoda was is retarded?

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he doesn't take palpatine by surprise! he walks in slowly and starts talking during the fight!

That's what Yoda likes to do. no expression

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Because he's OLD. big grin


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And green. yes

Wait, that doesn't make any sense. no expression

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dont diss yoda he will beat u up anyday


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It doesn't, Mus? no expression


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I AM JEDI
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well Yoda is a Jedi so yes he would walk in and face his enemy. Also a jedi takes out his lightsaber as a last result. A jedi uses his words and knowledge of the force to confront something. When a jedi is a padawan he is taught you only take out your lightsaber unless you are expecting to take a life. So yoda talking was more like habit. Even though no matter of talking can make sid stop being a Sith Lord laughing


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