Similar to korri's cookie game, but instead we use spoilers, not cookies. for example (also check my sig and burley's sig)
Morpheus: Why not? A spoiler for every man, woman, and child in Zion. That sounds exactly like the thinking of a newbie to me.
Niobe: Morpheus, glad you could join us.
Morpheus: Niobe. My apologies to all. As you are undoubtedly aware, it has become increasingly difficult to locate a secure thread.
Vector: Newbies got all our best spots.
Ice: Forums are crawling with them.
Ghost: And if Niobe's right, by 5th November there's gonna be a quarter of a million more.
Ballard: What are we gonna do about it?
Niobe: We're gonna do what Ush ordered us to do. We'll evacuate broadcast level and return to writing in binary.
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the spoiler is. You have to see it for yourself.
Morpheus: If you don't read the spoiler, you wake up and believe, whatever you want to believe. If you read the fake spoiler, you see how far the matrix nerds have dug the hole.
Neo: Hmm. Spoiler.
Neo: Nothing, just a little spoiler.
Trinity: What did you see?
Neo: I saw a matrix nerd make up a sh***y spoiler, and then another one that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same as the Doland script?
Neo: I don't know.
Morpheus: Let's go.
Neo looks at trinity.
Trinity: A spoiler is where people tell everyone what happens so they don't have the joy of learning it for themselves.
Neo: That sucks.
Cypher: Yea, they cut the hardline, it's a trap!
Morpheus: Calm down, it's fake.
Cypher: There's no way out.
Morpheus: Give me your phone?
Cypher feels for his phone.
Morpheus: I have to tell Tank the spoiler.
__________________ Spike: My ship works better when I kick it...
Gender: Male Location: Chaos.
There can only be CHAOS!
SpoilerKing: I'm sorry, this is a dead end.
SpoilerKing: You look surprised to see me, again, Mr. Anderson.
SpoilerKing: That's the difference between us. I've been expecting you.
Neo: What do you want, SpoilerKing?
SpoilerKing: You haven't figured that out? Still using all the muscles except for the one that matters?
SpoilerKing: I want exactly what you want. I want everything
Morpheus: Would that include a bullet from this gun?
SpoilerKing: Go ahead, shoot. The best part about being me... there's so many of me!
Noob: I am a newbie. I created the spoilers. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and though the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo some of my spoilers will be based on trailers, and most of them will be total BS. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. (like most spoilers are)
Neo: Why are you here?
Noob: My life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of forums. I am the eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite the moderators nd most other members sincerest efforts, have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here.
Gender: Male Location: Chaos.
There can only be CHAOS!
Keymaker: There is a building. Inside this building there is a level where no moderator can go. And no administrator can reach. This level is filled with spoilers. These spoilers lead to many places. Hidden places. But one spoiler is special. One spoiler leads to the plot. This building is protected by a very secure system. Every alarm triggers the Newbie Assault.
Sauron Crew Member: Newbie Assault? Did he say Newbie Assault?
Keymaker: But like all systems, it has a weakness. The system is based on the rules of a forum. One system built on another.
Keymaker: If one fails, so must the other.
Niobe: No spoilists, no spoilers.
Ghost: But you'd have to take out a whole city thread to kill the power to a spoiler like that.
Keymaker: Not one, 27.
Sauron Crew Member: 27 threads?
Keymaker: There is a host computer. It must be destroyed.
Niobe: There must be some kind of failsafe.
Keymaker: Yes, there is an emergency system. The core network of the host must be accessed. The emergency system must be deactivated.
Sauron: Then what do you need us for? Neo could take them both out easier than we could.
Keymaker: There's no time.
Keymaker: Once the spoiler is unprotected, the connection will be severed. But another connection must first be made.
Sauron: How long will that take?
keymaker: Exactly 314 seconds.
Ghost: That's about five minutes.
Keymaker: That is the length of the window. Only the one can open the spoiler. And only during that window can the door be opened.
Niobe: How do you know all this?
Keymaker: I know because I must know. It is my purpose. There's a reason I'm here. Same reason we're all here.
Last edited by JKozzy on Oct 23rd, 2003 at 10:48 PM
Still can't sleep? You wanna talk?
They're just spoilers.
If you're afraid of something,...
I just wish... I wish I knew what I'm supposed to do. That's all. I just wish I knew.
She's gonna post. Don't worry.
There you are.
Are we ready to go?
We're already late.
...Why not? A spoiler for every man, woman, and child in the forum. That sounds exactly like the thinking of a newbie to me.
Dave, glad you could join us.
Jedi. My apologies to all. As you are undoubtedly aware, it has become increasingly difficult to locate a spoiler clear thread.
Spoilers got all our best threads.
Main-threads are crawling with them.
And if Jedi's right, in 72 hours there's gonna be a quarter of a million more.
What are we gonna do about it?
We're gonna do what Omega ordered us to do. We'll evacuate spoiler threads and return to the forum.
And does The Omega have a plan for stopping 250,000 spoilers?
A strategy is still being formulated.
I'm sure it is.
"What if one day, the spoilers were over.
Wouldnt that be worth fighting for? Wouldnt that be worth DYING for?"
Trinity: Are you all right?
Morpheus: It was a Spoiler.
Morpheus: Now there's more than one of them.
Dave: A LOT more.
Morpheus: What can you see, Dave?
Dave: It's strange, the forum is somehow different.
Trinity: Is that good for us or bad for us?
Dave: Well, it looks like every thread is wired with spoilers.
Trinity: Bad for us.
Seraph: You seek the spoiler-free threads.
Neo: Who are you?
Seraph: I am Seraph. I can take you there. But first, I must apologize.
Neo: Apologize for what?
Seraph: For this.
Seraph: Good. The forum has many spoilers. I had to be sure.
Neo: Of what?
Seraph: That you are not a spoilist.
Neo: You could've just asked.
Thanks to Ladyluck for the softcore porn!
Last edited by dave123 on Oct 23rd, 2003 at 11:24 PM
Mod: "I am The Moderator. I created the Matrix Forum, and DickDuck"
N:"Why am I here"
M:" You're presence is the eventuality of a popular movie franchise. Your spoiler posting is the sum remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the experience of every newbie which, despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of topic discussing precision. While it remains a pain in the ass, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably... here"
N:"Wanna hear about my MWAM-STD spoiler? I got it from the WB's themselves"