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My Opinion On The Matrix
I think the matrx was a great film. One of the few bad bits is when the Merovingian gets the hobo off the street and makes him drive trains. Another one was that bit where Neo is running along that corridor, and Morpheous is just round the corner andthey knock into each other. I think it is too cheesy.
The bit where the Oracles is talking about cause and effect and then she says that Morpheous isn't really a man cos he's still a virgin, and he's like
"Don't go there girlfriend." And he clicks his fingers, and she's like
"Well screw you! I'm the feckin oracle!" and he''s like
"Whoah! Look at you sista!" and then they like eat some cookies. i didn't like it, I thought that the dialogue was too deep.
Then there's the scene where that little kid is bending spoons and Neo's like
"Yoink!" and he nicks it, but then the little kid takes out his legs and throws him out the window, and then turns all the other midgets in there with him into perfect clones, but then they go outside and the original and Neo have a DBZ type fight. Then Trinity kills the rest of them with a massive pole.
Yeah it's a kickass Quadrilogy.
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The Inkeeper
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TOO DEEP  LMAO
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WTF Trickster?!  very deep, indeed.
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Jan 17th, 2004 11:35 PM |
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GangusGrievous
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WHOA
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Jan 17th, 2004 11:40 PM |
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sum1butno1
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You damn dirty LOTR fans!
Who the hell holds a "Tig party" online!?!? How the hell did you get 53 pages in 36 hours! What a waste of space you people are.
"Yay! Truth or dare!" I mean, honestly. Don't you people have anything better to do?!?
But yeah, hats off to you! You're a dumbass, but a funny dumbass! 
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The Inkeeper
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hey that thread was highly enjoyable
and i may be a waste but im a very GRAND waste and proud of it 
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Jan 18th, 2004 09:20 PM |
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Trickster
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Yeah at least you didn't delete it like the celeb mods deleted my Orlando Bloom -Ugly as a Monkey thread!
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"If clowns warred on monkeys, and the monkeys had guns, and were trained to use them, who would win?"
Death only gives another set of choices.
He who dies with the most toys. Still dies.
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Jan 18th, 2004 09:49 PM |
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sum1butno1
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Lol. You guys are crazy! 
But very, very, very annoying.
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Jan 18th, 2004 11:38 PM |
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GangusGrievous
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Ya, but in LOTR, there was that one part where Legolas and Aragorn have gay sex together, and that girl sees and is like "Oh Hell No"!!!
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The Inkeeper
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yeah she said oh hell no then gimli popped up and was like oh hell yes
then frodo was raped by boromir but boromirs ex (the uruk hai) came and saw then shot him
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Jan 19th, 2004 04:48 PM |
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The Inkeeper
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but hey...shut hapens
dont cheat on an orc
lesson of the day
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Jan 20th, 2004 06:35 PM |
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get a freakin life, why do u come here now? too bored talkin bout some like 40 year old books? is elvish too hard for y'all to learn? at least our movies are in english...
n theres no freakin elves in our movies either.
or midget men w/big ass feet.
or orcs...
um...or dwarves.
i think the lord of the rings was cheesy...we all KNEW the ring was gonna get eaten by gollum, and then Sam n Frodo were gettin married.
oh yeah, n that bilbo guy? he needs to stop goin for the elf women, cuz hes plain ugly.
n wut about that gandalf character? why the hell does a powerful wizard as himself carry a FREAKIN STICK through the movies?
jus my opinion of LOTR of course...
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GangusGrievous
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im sorry, but we all hate Matrix haters. i think u must have come off like a Matrix Hater
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Jan 24th, 2004 12:27 AM |
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maybe u jus only take ur jokes as funny sauron...my opinion doesnt make u too happy cuz its knockin ur movie huh? maybe u should take a joke.
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Jan 24th, 2004 12:34 AM |
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GangusGrievous
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LOL, this is funny
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Jan 24th, 2004 12:37 AM |
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if u can bash my movie n laugh at it, then u'd be hypocrytical if i cant make fun or urs.
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