Gender: Unspecified Location: missing- if found, return to Paola
The Poala Hallowe'en Poll
As most of you do not know (but maybe you should), Paola is a guest in the luxury suite at my home in "Pigsville" (this picturesque urban valley features a rendering factory and a chemical plant).
Fine, she's chained in my basement. Let's not mince words when flesh is available.
Over the months, our exchanges have matured to the point of a mutual affection. I don't think it's presumptous now to suggest that I feel towards Paola as you might for one of your "pets," or possibly as you did for a childhood doll (or would have, were it living, and still a helpless toy). In short, I adore the thing. I cherish Paola.
And as my living doll, it is necessary that I dress her for Hallowe'en. Normally she is clothed and warmed by the tattered rags of a wedding dress. However, this holiday begs a festive departure from the norm. Begging stimulates me, and so I have come up with 3 costume concepts.
You may participate in the fun by voting for your favorite.
1- Inspired by a report in News of the Wierd- (a summary of the fifty-some disorderly conduct tickets visited on an old man who gardened au natural). This is the "Nudist Doing Yard Work" Poala. Our lovely mod will accessorize with a child's toy rake. She will be costumed in leaves, lavishly applied to her naughty bits with double-sided duct tape. The fun will be largely in the removal.
2- "Living Dead Girl" Paola. Simple and classic. The only supplies are a steel slab and a cooling blanket. She'll lay under the blanket until she reaches a temperature pleasing to me.
3- "Little Red Riding Hood" Poala. Also minimalist. We'll use a red leather bondage mask. Oh, and a wolf mask- but that's for me.
Well, vote promptly. Hallowe'en is at hand!
Suggestions are welcome. Costume suggestions. Suggestions that I turn myself in to police or consult a psychiatrist (especially if you express the hope that I consult Lector) really bore me. And then I'll only need to exploit Paola more mercilessly for my entertainment.
Gender: Unspecified Location: missing- if found, return to Paola
Ah, can you blame me? They have such power, they're gorgeous, and their mystical abilities enable them to fly (my best friend's cousin's girlfriend swears she knew a mod who could levitate).
...I'm voting for Nude LawnCare Attendant, myself. If she's dead, you can't inflict any suffering & what fun would that be?! Plus it's a bit nippy outside now, and that adds to the fun.
Now as to whether or not you'll allow her footwear during all this, that's your decision.
__________________ "It wasn't even about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the eggs, I don't have no...problem with...It's just there's always been a lot of tension between me & Lois. It's not so much as I want to kill her...I just want her...to not be...alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
Gender: Unspecified Location: missing- if found, return to Paola
Not lately. I think I misplaced some of the parts; possibly I put the wrong trash bags out by the curb last week... Oh, wait, we're talking about Paola, not Miss Hilton.
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Oct 29th, 2005 04:16 PM
If she's dead, you can't inflict any suffering & what fun would that be?! Plus it's a bit nippy outside now, and that adds to the fun. 
