05.17 - Start to wonder what to do next, Hmmm, did Greedo really shoot first? All will be revealed in the 2010 ultimate OT special edition.
05.20 - Trip over huge pile of 1 million dollar bills on way back to bedroom, fall back to sleep in bed made of baby panda fur and dream about Star Wars The Definitive Edition, due for 2012 release and featuring new material including the REAL reason why Luke wanted to "go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters"
07.30 - Call "Steven". ask him what the new Indy IV title is this week. Hmmm "Indiana Jones and the battle for the raiders of the temple of the last crusade in Atlantis"? Not too happy, Inform him about my plans for the ultimate definitive original trilogy.
07.38 - Make breakfast, wonder how much less money I'd have made if Endor was Kasshyk and toy Wookies were on sale instead of cute toy Ewoks. Shudder.
08.00 - Call Harrison, ask him how his hips/knees are for the new Indy IV movie, scheduled for release in 2034. Get housekeepers to shovel up 50,000 dollar bills that are blowing around the ranch, Pesky Autumn winds.
You get the picture? Follow on with your best efforts.
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10.30 - thinks about putting the kid Anakin (episode 1) in the ultimate OT special edition removing Hayden in the last scene. thinks about slipping jar jar in too.
10.50 - Call bestest buddy Mickey Suttle and confirm that he'll play Han Solo's nephew in the virtual reality ultimate definitive version of the OT, due for release in 2027.
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11.17 - decides to log on again to defend his work.
11.18 - edits post : agrees
11.19 - edits post again.
11.20 - and again.
11.21 - definitive edition.
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