silver_tears
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Funny Quotes
I'm curious what quotes do you guys find the funniest?? I have a whole bunch, I'll start with Men get laid, but women get screwed!
A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. ~Author Unknown
i have many others but thats two for now will post more, but im more curious if u guys have any favs
Aug 24th, 2003 08:22 PM
silver_tears
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Well heres some more....
See my halo, bright and shiny, mess with me, ill kick ur hiney!
evil is jus live spelled backwards
once upon a time sumthing happened to me, it was the sweetest thing that could ever be, it was a dream come true, it was a day i met you
Aug 24th, 2003 08:31 PM
diegocala
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My all time favorite is:
"A good friend will bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting beside you saying,
man we really f-ked up!
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:33 PM
LindsIsSexyK
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I have a lot of love quotes if those count???
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:33 PM
RedQueen
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for the car - toot to see my middle finger
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:33 PM
diegocala
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quote: Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
I have a lot of love quotes if those count???
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:39 PM
RedQueen
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Dunno if you find these funny but i found them sumwhere thought u might like sum...
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
Mae West.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Roseanne Barr.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Rita Rudner.
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
Joe Louis.
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
Joseph Heller.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:44 PM
silver_tears
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those are real good and linds of course love quote count pay no attention to diego
Aug 24th, 2003 08:46 PM
diegocala
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Sorry, I'm a boy... love quotes make me
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:47 PM
RedQueen
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thx ill look for sum more l8r
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Aug 24th, 2003 08:48 PM
silver_tears
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well if love quotes make u diego ull have trouble finding a girl
Aug 24th, 2003 09:03 PM
diegocala
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No trouble I am already married
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Aug 24th, 2003 09:08 PM
RedQueen
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heh
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Aug 24th, 2003 09:12 PM
silver_tears
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and does ur wife know about ur feelings about love quotes??
Aug 24th, 2003 09:14 PM
diegocala
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uh huh, sure does. I cannot watch crappy love movies either. My biggest nightmare is a romantic comedy!
She tried to get me to go see How To Lose a Guy in 10 days...no way baby!
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Aug 24th, 2003 09:18 PM
silver_tears
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even i wouldnt want to see that crap but anyways i feel sorry for her and you i mean ud never have a chance to comfort ur wife during a sappy movie
Aug 24th, 2003 09:26 PM
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Aug 24th, 2003 09:58 PM
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Aug 25th, 2003 12:14 AM
Koala MeatPie
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I love love quotes and write lots of short love poems. But my favorit funny qute is:
"kids in the back seat cause accidents"
"Accidents in the back seat cause kids"
If anybody wants some of my love quots P.M. me.
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Aug 25th, 2003 03:51 AM
diegocala
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Aug 25th, 2003 09:50 PM
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