silver_tears
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A Love Poem for You Romantics
I think it's sweet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1770-1850)
Oct 4th, 2003 01:40 AM
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Muscles are as muscles do,
DeNiro pumps them tight and true.
Always on top of his pimping game,
Lock up you daughters, wives, and cousin Jane.
Shake it up baby, twist and shout.
For you surely will when he whips it out.
His trouser muscle will conquer the Earth,
drink some whiskey and get ready to get frisky.
Watch out folks, cuz he's coming on strong.
DeNiro in the house and his big ol' dong.
written by the most funny man ever TIRED HIKER!!!!
this is a very speicle poem
Oct 4th, 2003 01:42 AM
silver_tears
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i saw that one before but where *thinks* oh thats right ur sig
Oct 4th, 2003 01:45 AM
lil bitchiness
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Re: A Love Poem for You Romantics
quote: Originally posted by silver_tears
I think it's sweet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1770-1850)
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:18 PM
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awww lookie...!
i should right another one... ive alredy wrote... 3....
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:20 PM
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im gonnapost a funny one i wrote to Annie...
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:21 PM
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Annie, Annie, we have so much in common
Thank god I ain't a [Mary] Poppins
I love you so much
I ain't even a quarter dutch
we can have true bliss [together]
I am however, half swiss
It hurts so much without you
No sorry, but i don't take cues
Don't let my age bother you
remember that everthing ive said to you is true
I've got three "Do you Like Me" threads under my belt
Thank god I don't wear a kilt
Hey look!! its my heart under there
i just made you say Underwear
This poem has progressed from sweet to funny
just remember that i love you Honey!
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:23 PM
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lol ur funny LTA
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:24 PM
LarryTheArch
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its more funny then sweet... but its menat t be both...
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:25 PM
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but thats a sweet one lol
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:25 PM
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Twas the night before I...shot everyone at the post office,
I sure made it bloody, created some new orrifice.
The police came to get me but they did it slowly,
You'll say they were having supper? Eating ravioli?
Nah, they just took it seriously when I told them I had a grenade,
I'd say they were cautious, some of them even prayed.
I decided to do like all these other maniacs did,
Kill myself on the spot and be rid...
What I did hurted me twice...
I activated the grenade but, also swallowed it...before I was cut to dice.
If there's to be a lesson in this poem, I wrote,
Let it be known that a grenade can irritate your throat...
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:33 PM
Korri
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oh how nice
Jan 13th, 2004 05:34 PM
Friend44
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"Tanks". I can also juggle - but with only ONE apple - I've just started...
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:36 PM
Korri
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lol nice one...ur so talented!
Jan 13th, 2004 05:45 PM
Friend44
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Would you like another poem?
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Jan 13th, 2004 05:48 PM
Korri
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yes please
Jan 13th, 2004 05:50 PM
Friend44
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For the parents of the new born,
Keep them away from me all sources of porn.
You also want to consult the book of baby diet,
If you feed it McDo, Harveys and ect, for a long time he won't be quiet.
You also don't want the babe to smoke that cigar,
Y'know the one they give at birth, it's full of tar.
Another advice, don't forget to empty it's diaper every...week,
Othewise, lots of infection on it's cheek...
There you have it, a nice healthy baby,
To be cooked and served to your guests, whenever they're hungry.
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Jan 13th, 2004 06:06 PM
Korri
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thats...different
Jan 13th, 2004 06:08 PM
Friend44
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Different as in more or as you gotta go puke?
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Jan 13th, 2004 06:10 PM
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well it made me laugh!
Jan 13th, 2004 06:12 PM
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