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silver_tears
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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To..........
Trick or treat (where are ur dirty minds)
10.
You get winded from knocking on the door.
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You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:43 AM |
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DeNiro
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u should just make a huge thread with all of these u r a god tonighte
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:44 AM |
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DeNiro
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u keep going at this rate u will be passin raz up on the thread poster and shit i sure want to even though he isnt here but these threads rtock good thread silver
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:45 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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heh, so technically you're only to old to trick or treat if you are elderly.
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:45 AM |
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DeNiro
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i am going to go trick or treating this year and i am going to be 16
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:46 AM |
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silver_tears
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i think u qualify for that BF
and thank you deniro
feel free to add on though if i missed any funny one
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:46 AM |
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DeNiro
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ddi u post u need a car to get to house to house with out gettin tired and u come home at 8 oclock before it is even dark out
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:48 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
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i still trick or treat, and im 20. But only around my little block, then i go camp out at my house with my friends and scare trick or treaters. My house has developed a little reputation as the "cool halloween house". its great.
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:48 AM |
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DeNiro
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i am coming to egg ur house there BF
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:49 AM |
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silver_tears
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i turn my house into a haunted house and me and my friends party all night
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:51 AM |
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DeNiro
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i watch the schfi channel after i leave all the parties cause they always got the best movies on at that time
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:53 AM |
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silver_tears
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oh and a movie marathon sumtimes with all the wicked scary movies
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:54 AM |
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DeNiro
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yeah i luv the movies they have on they alwaays got pumpkin head on they always got freddy movies on people under the stairs and many others i always forget
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:56 AM |
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silver_tears
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i love so many horror movies
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Oct 4th, 2003 01:57 AM |
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DeNiro
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i luv the horror movie section
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Oct 4th, 2003 02:09 AM |
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