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silver_tears
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Laugh Top Ten Valentine Rejects......

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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eek! 8,5,1 r great


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yea sure they are stick out tongue

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rofl!!!
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funny like hell stick out tongue

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bump laughing out loud

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rolling on floor laughing


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laughing out loud


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laughing out loudsmilelaughing out loud


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well i have j-lo's booty so numba three suits me to a tea!

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j lo's booty my ass. if you have j lo's booty then im the quenn of england.


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quote:
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j lo's booty my ass. if you have j lo's booty then im the quenn of england.


haha!! UGH! Shes nasty!


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*nods vigorously*


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amen


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so is britney spears....


but christina aguilera iz still nice


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Britney should die...ugh!! miffed


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*gathers a mob*
let me at 'em!!!


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yes kill em all big grin

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"9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow."

Best one by far.


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