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silver_tears
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Top Ten Valentine Rejects......
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:15 AM |
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carnage713
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8,5,1 r great
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great sig made by hegemon
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:24 AM |
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silver_tears
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yea sure they are
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Oct 11th, 2003 03:25 AM |
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silver_tears
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
funny like hell
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Oct 11th, 2003 04:25 AM |
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silver_tears
Senior Member
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bump
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Dec 11th, 2003 01:58 AM |
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Roulette
Freak
Gender: Female Location: Arkham Asylum |
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:00 AM |
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lil bitchiness
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:03 AM |
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Greek_girl
standing strong
Gender: Female Location: In love with my man! |
well i have j-lo's booty so numba three suits me to a tea!
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Dec 11th, 2003 12:23 PM |
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Anoushka
The Vampire Anoushka
Gender: Female Location: Singapore |
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Dec 11th, 2003 05:13 PM |
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lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
haha!! UGH! Shes nasty!
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Dec 11th, 2003 07:42 PM |
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Anoushka
The Vampire Anoushka
Gender: Female Location: Singapore |
*nods vigorously*
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Dec 11th, 2003 07:44 PM |
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lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
Britney should die...ugh!!
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Dec 11th, 2003 08:16 PM |
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Anoushka
The Vampire Anoushka
Gender: Female Location: Singapore |
*gathers a mob*
let me at 'em!!!
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Dec 11th, 2003 08:17 PM |
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silver_tears
Senior Member
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kill em all
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Feb 8th, 2004 06:13 AM |
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xeous
The Next.
Gender: Male Location: United States |
"9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow."
Best one by far.
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