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Location: Chaos.
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 Wacky Story Thread II: The Return
--== THE POTENTIALLY OFFICIAL SEQUAL TO THE PREVIOUS ONE! ==--
(to be announced its officiality at a later date)
When we last left our... villan... Starscream was on Luke's speeder, careening and devising a new evil plan. With Hobo 13 completely destroyed, he needed to find a new reign of terror. While in space, he soon comes to pass the gay black guy. He kills him and moves on to another planet, this time green and blue with much more water than land. When he lands...
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
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Location: Locating |
he realises the black guy never dies and sees him coming toward him! he runs away toward a massive lake where he finds an alien city! then an alien, looking like...
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:01 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
There can only be CHAOS! |
George W. Bush, on a nightly stroll. He finds these humans to be quite intimidating, and runs away after loud yelps escape the human's mouth. He learns that he is on the planet Earth.
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Mr. Bacon
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Gender: Male
Location: History |
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
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the scary creature "Bush" follows him... then, some sort of friend of his "Dick" comes along! the transformer uses his rockets to propel himself safely into the mountains... where he meets...
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Mr. Bacon
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rick who farts on him and leaves...
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:06 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
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Starscream makes a hideout in the mountains, and devises a plan to destroy these annoying humans with Rick. This plan is..
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male
Location: Locating |
Ahhh! don't squirm the story so much! 
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male
Location: Locating |
"Howdy" 
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:07 PM |
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Mr. Bacon
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im a freak wann be friends to annoy the ppl so much they leave the planet
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:10 PM |
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dave123
Funny Boy
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Thanks to Ladyluck for the softcore porn!
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:12 PM |
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male
Location: Locating |
okay okay! the plan is to... eat so many puffer fish, then make them all puff at once so he grows huge and takes over the planet.
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:13 PM |
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Mr. Bacon
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but someone sticks a fork in his ass and he deflates
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:14 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
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But Starscream realizes he can't eat, as he found out in Part I. Rick agrees, and they re-strategize again all night. The ingenious plan of annoying all the humans seems to be going well. So far they've devised to .....
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:16 PM |
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Mr. Bacon
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so he leaves...
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:16 PM |
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male
Location: Locating |
..no...he doesn't...
devised to... poop out missles at leading figures of this tenacious world!
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:18 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
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The next day Starscream loads up some manure he stole from a farm, and dumped it on the White house. Bush wasn't too happy about it, so he...
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Mr. Bacon
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but hes constipated so he delays his plan
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Dec 17th, 2003 11:20 PM |
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MC Mike
Voice of the Voiceless
Gender: Male
Location: Locating |
oh my.... this is funny.
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Mr. Bacon
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killed bush...
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