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If Men Ruled The World
Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A smack to the ass and a
"Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time"
would pretty much do it.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
Valentine's Day would be moved to February
29th so it would only occur in leap years.
Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to
a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden
Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view
event in world history.
The only show opposite "Monday Night Football"
would be
"Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
as long as you returned it the following day with
a full tank of gas.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
corner of the screen during a time-out.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
as an acceptable response to "I love you".
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night",
would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches
for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
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what do you mean "If"?
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Korri
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haha funny boy
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what? no "no chance in hell there will be a worldwar every 28 days"??
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Korri
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 there would |
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yerssot
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only if women ruled the world
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Korri
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dont start!
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silver_tears
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ahem must we remind you who started the last war, all men 
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yerssot
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with what?
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:05 PM |
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Korri
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cheese
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:15 PM |
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yerssot
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but I like cheese 
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:18 PM |
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silver_tears
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what's cheese got to do with it, got to do with it.... *goes off singing* 
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:19 PM |
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Korri
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thats a good song
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:23 PM |
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silver_tears
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thank you 
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Korri
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do u write?
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Feb 14th, 2004 02:31 PM |
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silver_tears
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no it's not mine 
its just what's love got to do with it, but instead of love it's cheese 
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Korri
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sssssh dont tell anyone
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dragonpisces272
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Tina Turner...the voice that scares off the birds at the runway of the airplanes...
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