Haha. I got tons to tell. Here I'll tell one so far...
When I was a Freshmen(9th Grade), there was this guy in my band class his name was: Kevin Harris. Holy sh!t that guy was so damn stupid he was FUNNY as HELL!!. One time at the biggest concert of them all, [parade of bands]. Our teacher stopped the band after the piece was played. Kevin, farted so damn loud like 3times. . Our teacher couldnt even stop laughing, neither us or the audience. Good that was so damn funny. . But we still got 2nd place in the state.
When we were all at this important meeting at school and a SPANISH guy started talking we all starting laughing so loud the guy was fcking embarassed, I remember one guy peed...
still thinking........well this one girl told me a funny story bout her...OMG I remember my funny story!!!! god this is funny......
okay.....i was talking to my best friend one day after school, there was noone around so we were getting to some pretty personal questions....i asked her
Me: what would u do if ur boyfriend (ill call him a) was looking at a porn mag?? coz most girls would get angry at their boyfriends, but if myne (call him d) did, i would just laugh at him...i think it's funny when that happens!
she laughed for ages and finally calmed down
Her: probly look at it!
we both laughed, i was like, wtf???
Her: but i wouldnt let any other girls look at it...if they did then i'd slap them!!!
i was like WHAT THE HELL??? i could not stop laughing, and neither could she....she eventually stopped, but i was still laughing
Her: whats so funny?
Me: youd look at it???
Her: yeah, wouldn't you??
Me: NO!!!!!!
we were laughing for ages then finally she goes
Her: wait what was the question???
and i laughed and told her an she goes
Her: omg, i thought you said 'what would u do if A was in a porn mag!
we laughed for aaaages, and i still laugh about it untill this day....but she gets angry when i talk about it so i cant tell any of our friends!
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omg, one time me and a couple of friends were in the school library, and they were having their owm conversation, and i was reading a book, and one of them asked me a question, but i didnt actually hear it, so i just looked around the room and then turned to them and nodded yes. like this >
it was so darn funny
and then in after schoolcare one time, i was doing my science homework, and im one of those people who think what they are wrinting, or something like that, and i was writing the sentence 'the earth oribits around the sun, and completes one revolution every 24 hours', and my friend asked me what my cats name was and i looked up at her and said 'earth orbits around the sun'
the other night i ran around my apartment in my wifes thong, just to make her laugh.
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speaking bout stuff like that, id handed in an scienceassignment and the next day my teachers like 'michelle come here' so i did an shes like 'whats this?' my sentence said
'the path to the liver is who will win'
or somethin like that coz i was watchin popstas....but i prefer my other story.
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O it was in Math class and it was so quiet, and you know how things are funnier when it's quiet, anyway it was dead silent and all of the sudden my math teacher rips a huge ass fart His face was so red and he was so angry because everyone mae fun of him He dosent teach there anymore
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oh, one time me and my friends were making sub andwiches at someones house and one of my friends couldnt get theyre sandwich to stay straight, or something like that, and she started to wrestle the sandwich, like litterally wrestle it, and finally she decided it was ok to eat and she opened her mouth to tak a bite, and it all fell apart, it was so funny!
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