I don't have a phone of my own yet, but if I did, my answering machine would say: "Hi, you've reached me. If you know who me is, then leave a message after the beep. If you don't know who me is, then why are you calling me?"
"Hi you've reached the (last name here)'s at (phone number), we aren't home or are otherwise unable to get to the phone, please leave a message and I'll get back to you."
"If your leaving a message, I probally don't want to talk to you and will just delete it. Feel free to leave a message anyway"
That is my cell phone answering machine
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I've got a pal, she's called Pixie,From Birmingham where they're all trixxy, ((fun))She thinks she can't spell,
I say "What the hell?"Doesn't matter because she's damn sexy!!
By syren
hello, youve reached the (lastname)'s at (phone number) were either out of the house right now, really busy and cant come to the phone, or we just dont want to talk to you. please leave a messsage at the beep
i thinks shes changed it but thats what it used to be
the best i've heard is starts off "hey". and theres a gap so you think shes actually answered, so you go to say hey aswell, then it goes "just kidding etc..."
"yo, you've reached jeremy...yeah, if you're my stupid ass ex, no! We're not gonna be friends anymore! if you're my boss, then its about time you used rogaine, and if you're not any of them people, leave a message. really, im a nice person!"
" Hey you know what skip the talk, lets just get to the sex. Yeahhh, (I start talking over the porno music) Leave... message... after...the...beep
wait...wait BEEP."
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Mar 6th, 2004 01:29 AM
