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Moosey
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Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

It's getting to be that time of year again.

Presents...parties....eggnog.

Christmas is fast approaching, and being the giving person that I am, I want to do my part.

We all know that Santa is dead. That last orgy with the elves and reindeer took him over the edge. They say syphilis is rare these days....tell that to St, Nick. sad

ANYhow...I have agreed to take his place. I've set up shop in the North Pole, and ass cracked all the drugged out STD ridden populace and got them back in shape. Christmas WILL go on. But, I got rid of the Jolly fat man's list, and started fresh. I'm making my OWN list, and if you F**K up, you're toast.

So, come on, throw away those inhibitions and tell ole Santa Moose what you want.

I won't bite.

Much.

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Nov 4th, 2004 07:40 PM

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Ms Chelle
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Re: Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
It's getting to be that time of year again.

Presents...parties....eggnog.

Christmas is fast approaching, and being the giving person that I am, I want to do my part.

We all know that Santa is dead. That last orgy with the elves and reindeer took him over the edge. They say syphilis is rare these days....tell that to St, Nick.

ANYhow...I have agreed to take his place. I've set up shop in the North Pole, and ass cracked all the drugged out STD ridden populace and got them back in shape. Christmas WILL go on. But, I got rid of the Jolly fat man's list, and started fresh. I'm making my OWN list, and if you F**K up, you're toast.

So, come on, throw away those inhibitions and tell ole Santa Moose what you want.

I won't bite.

Much.

*starts the line and waits*

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Nov 4th, 2004 07:54 PM

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BlackAvian
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*gets behind Shellie*

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Nov 4th, 2004 07:56 PM

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Moosey
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Well, don't just stand there.

HOE HOE HOE!

Slip on that there lingerie and sit down *pats knee* wink

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956,000: Moosey

Nov 4th, 2004 07:57 PM

BlackAvian
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*slips into a sheer silver night gown that comes about 2inches above the knees wink

* waiting for you shellie your 1st

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Nov 4th, 2004 07:59 PM

Ms Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Well, don't just stand there.

HOE HOE HOE!

Slip on that there lingerie and sit down *pats knee*

no need...i brought my own thank you...*unbuttons shirt revealing red silk....and settles my self on Santa Moose's knee*

sad

ive been naughty Santa...

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:01 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
no need...i brought my own thank you...*unbuttons shirt revealing red silk....and settles my self on Santa Moose's knee*

ive been naughty Santa...

*digs this Christmas shite*

Have you...*checks list*

Ah yes...you've corrupted approximately 4,325 young men this month alone....what do you have to say for yourself?

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:05 PM

Alice_In_Chains
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BARRR HUMBUG mad

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:06 PM

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Ms Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
*digs this Christmas shite*

Have you...*checks list*

Ah yes...you've corrupted approximately 4,325 young men this month alone....what do you have to say for yourself?

wanna be # 4,326 ? shifty

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:06 PM

BlackAvian
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hey... r u trying to get better gifts this year? if it works let me know wink

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:11 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
wanna be # 4,326 ?

Hoe Hoe Hoe...

I see now.

This makes things very interesting for me.

What you are proposing is *** for tat...so to speak.

Present for present?

What IS it you want for Christmas?

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:12 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by Alice_In_Chains
BARRR HUMBUG

Now now little one, there will be plenty of time to grumble and complain when you get up here, but for now, just sit down and shut up.

Merry Christmas.

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956,000: Moosey

Nov 4th, 2004 08:13 PM

Ms Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Hoe Hoe Hoe...

I see now.

This makes things very interesting for me.

What you are proposing is *** for tat...so to speak.

Present for present?

What IS it you want for Christmas?

whatever you have in your...sack...will do *settles in more*

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:15 PM

Alice_In_Chains
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Now now little one, there will be plenty of time to grumble and complain when you get up here, but for now, just sit down and shut up.

Merry Christmas.

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:16 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by shellie
whatever you have in your...sack...will do *settles in more*

Well Jeeezum crow woman, you don't have to wait until Christmas for that!

*puts up sign*

Santa Moose will be back in 4 days.

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:17 PM

BlackAvian
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nooooooooooooooooooo......*wants to see santa moose!!!!*

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:18 PM

Mane
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GO MOOSEY!!

Nov 4th, 2004 08:18 PM

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Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkPheonix
nooooooooooooooooooo......*wants to see santa moose!!!!*

Damn...I can't dissapoint all the kids waiting...

*grabs Phoenix* You'll just have to share Shellie's present. evil face

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956,000: Moosey

Nov 4th, 2004 08:19 PM

Ms Chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Well Jeeezum crow woman, you don't have to wait until Christmas for that!

*puts up sign*

Santa Moose will be back in 4 days.

later...ladies

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Nov 4th, 2004 08:19 PM