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Sexy barman......He does tricks too!

Ok, so like most people know, one of my rules for my men is that they must not be ignorant or ''thick'' as Tessa calls them - however sometimes, just sometimes, animal instincts take over and all that crap is outta window.

You know what i have released is sexy - professional barmen. You know those that throw the glasses around and spin the bottles and throw them around then catch them and shake those thingies for the cocktails - oh yes. Professional ones kick major arse.

A good night would be if a hunky barman asked you if youd like 'Sex on the Beach'
A REALLY GOOD night would be if he wasnt talking about the drink. Yeah baby.

Ok, so shit aside, its good to look great, and have that New Zeland accent thats so mind blowing, but what happens when you have a shittiest name EVER?

Oh yes, ive met the SEX of my life but it all came tumbling down when he told me his name - it was....

Are you ready for this...??

His name was....

Dingo.

Thats right, Dingo.

What in the bloody hell?!?! Dingo? WTF?

NOOOO. Nahuh. Not even 'hump and dump' would work on this. No way Jose!

''Hey, guess what i did last week, i was with someone called Dingo''

I couldnt live with myself if that happened...not ever...Id probably cry myself to sleep every night if that happened.

Damn...perfectly good ass and bartending talent and New Zeland accent, all wased....when you're called....Dingo.

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Nov 10th, 2004 03:52 AM

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Pretend it's matt and have some fun!

Nov 10th, 2004 03:55 AM

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I was totally thinking of just pretenidn his name was Matthew

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Nov 10th, 2004 03:58 AM

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sexellent

Nov 10th, 2004 04:00 AM

Mr Zero
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Threads we will regret making in the morning #1.

Nov 10th, 2004 04:11 AM

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Mane
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Just roleplay and make him act like me.

Wait thats a faster turn-off than "Dingo"...nevermind. no expression

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Zero
Threads we will regret making in the morning #1.

Shhhh, in the morning this will be 10 pages back.

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Nov 10th, 2004 04:27 AM

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Re: Sexy barman......He does tricks too!

quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ok, so like most people know, one of my rules for my men is that they must not be ignorant or ''thick'' as Tessa calls them - however sometimes, just sometimes, animal instincts take over and all that crap is outta window.

You know what i have released is sexy - professional barmen. You know those that throw the glasses around and spin the bottles and throw them around then catch them and shake those thingies for the cocktails - oh yes. Professional ones kick major arse.

A good night would be if a hunky barman asked you if youd like 'Sex on the Beach'
A REALLY GOOD night would be if he wasnt talking about the drink. Yeah baby.

Ok, so shit aside, its good to look great, and have that New Zeland accent thats so mind blowing, but what happens when you have a shittiest name EVER?

Oh yes, ive met the SEX of my life but it all came tumbling down when he told me his name - it was....

Are you ready for this...??

His name was....

Dingo.

Thats right, Dingo.

What in the bloody hell?!?! Dingo? WTF?

NOOOO. Nahuh. Not even 'hump and dump' would work on this. No way Jose!

''Hey, guess what i did last week, i was with someone called Dingo''

I couldnt live with myself if that happened...not ever...Id probably cry myself to sleep every night if that happened.

Damn...perfectly good ass and bartending talent and New Zeland accent, all wased....when you're called....Dingo.

This feels like a Sex and the City moment...Not that I watch Sex and the City mind you... shifty

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Threads we will regret making in the morning #1.

The morning after thread night before.... sick

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BadKitty
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you could just nick name him 'slave' wink

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Yeah! I have a New Zealand accent! rock

Have my 23 year-old brother, he's from New Zealand, a model, and his name's Sam.

P.S: You sure he's from NZ? if he's name's Dingo he's probably from Austrailia.

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quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Shhhh, in the morning this will be 10 pages back.

No no...it will be right here, page one, at the top.

You and Dingo.

Dingo ate my Milla! DINGO ATE MY MILLA!

*cough*

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Corran
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does he do tricks or turn tricks? confused

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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
No no...it will be right here, page one, at the top.

You and Dingo.

Dingo ate my Milla! DINGO ATE MY MILLA!

*cough*

Argh!! Did you HAVE to bump this!!?!?!

Im still bummed out his name is Dingo. GODAMNIT!

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Nov 10th, 2004 03:48 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Moose

Dingo ate my Milla! DINGO ATE MY MILLA!

*cough*

And how dirty does that sound!! eek!

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Nov 10th, 2004 03:56 PM

Corran
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especially the coughing on the furrball wink

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Nov 10th, 2004 04:00 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by BlackC@t

P.S: You sure he's from NZ? if he's name's Dingo he's probably from Austrailia.

Yep, he said New Zeland.

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Nov 10th, 2004 04:04 PM

Moosey
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quote:
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yep, he said New Zeland.

It's probably a fake accent...his real name is Bert, from Rhode Island.

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Nov 10th, 2004 04:08 PM

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Ahahaha!!

Nice.

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